Well, these are the people who put it together.
http://www.nomiresmtv.com/flash.php
Your translated transcription is correct, nicely done (and good catch on the Spanish ack-THEN-to).
As for its intentions, I can only hope they're serious. If we could get the abstinence-only crowd here to do this shit, Roe would be on stabler ground.
The woman in the (gray? green? blue?) not-pink sweater is smoking hott. It would be tragic if she's serious.
It would be tragic if she's serious
I'm sure you can woo her, Apo. Zapatero's done quite a bit of liberalizing since taking charge in Madrid. Everyone's very open-minded now.
Hey, I just remembered a funny story.
Once I was smooching my Spanish boyfriend in a park, and he said something like "Quiero decirte cosas sucias" or something that meant "I want to talk dirty to you." So I said, "Dilas" (say them), and he said, "Quiero follarte." And I, pretty new in Spain at that point, said, "Que quiere decir 'follar'?" (What does "follar" mean?) And he was totally embarrassed about having to explain the word "fuck" to me. He hemmed and hawed; I don't remember how he finally defined it but somehow I got the picture.
"Follar" es "tener sexo". ¿Cuánto difícil sería decir esto?
I dated a young lady while studying abroad in Chile. Things didn't work out, but I did learn the Chilean verb for dry-humping: bluejeanear.
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I noticed that too. She gave me a look man. Did ya notice that? A dirty dirty look.
7: I think he was just abashed, because he already felt a litttle atrevido about the dirty talk, and then to be put in the position of defining his first essay felt awkward.
You know what was really funny? Taking Spanish with a bunch of NC farm kids.
"Ooooh-la. Muh-ay yammo Tammy!"
The woman in blue clearly knows how to flirt with the camera.
It's kind of funny how vulgar language seems to completely lose its force in languages other than one's primary one.
Even things like "bugger" and "bloody" don't have quite the bite on this side of the Atlantic as they do over there.
In conclusion, if Spanish were my primary language, I might be more sympathetic to your Castillian companion. (If he's not Castillian, he should have been for the alliteration.)
I'm pretty sure I counted at least two bag sandwiches in the video.
MMMmmmmm... sandwiches.
You know, if only there were a way to kiss people without making them dirty, or hug them without disrespecting them. Sigh. Maybe if I could figure those things out, I wouldn't have to just proceed directly to the nice, respectful fucking.