apostropher is the hero! Therefore, he must have comments.
So, vaguely on topic, I saw one of these on a car today, and of course immediately thought of someone here at the Mineshaft.
Thanks, M/tch. Every hero needs a sidekick.
I'm proud to be the default bitch on everyone's mind.
I object, however, to being compared to spammers.
Well then, b, how come you bought 10,000 of those magnets and have been sticking them on every car you come across?
Because I'm a self-promoting bitch, obvs.