The standard to beat remains the NBA's Eddie Griffin, who apparently crashed his car because he was watching porn and wacking off while driving.
A friend of mine was once driving his truck down a boring stretch of highway and, to pass the time, was jacking off. At some point, his fantasies turned to this one girl we both knew. And then he heard a honk, looked over, and there was that girl, driving beside him and waving.
The really cool thing about that story is that after the accident, they got to know each other in the hospital, and they're getting married next month!
Can't believe I missed that Griffin story. My beloved Rockets passed on Richard Jefferson to draft that moron.
4: If truth be told, she moved to Colorado with a handsome drunk, and he went to New York, where he began an affair with a married Argentinian woman who soon left her husband for him.
Life's rich pageant etc etc.
I'm going to have to start punctuating more of my assertions with "(NUDE)." I think everyone should!
(NUDE).
Coach Cullen might have gotten away with the nude driving thing, had he not decided to go to the Wendy's drive-thru window
What's the point of doing it if you're not going to show it off?
Wait, it's illegal to drive (NUDE)?"
Foxtail -- That's a wildly cool academic focus you have there. Cognitive science and British detective stories? I'm not saying I understand how it makes sense, but it's excellent.
The driving drunk thing is very uncool, but the Wendy's guy needs to get a life. A nude guy coming through your drivethrough window is a hilarious story you get to retell for the rest of your life, not something that you get all traumatized about and call the police.
And a nude woman coming through your drivethrough window...
I'm pretty much in favor of nude women pretty much anywhere, but only if they want to be.