Re: What Really Happened

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I'm posin yer noodz on unfogd.com!


Posted by: RFw-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 4:39 PM
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Heavens to Betsy. I suppose it was inevitable, really.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 4:41 PM
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I sent in a picture of Kirk Cameron. How many cocks are there if you don't count him?


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 4:41 PM
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"some of you", right.

As if you could stop yourself.


Posted by: gg | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 4:54 PM
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Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Posted by: DaveL | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 5:05 PM
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Well, duh. I did not participate because (a) I didn't remember when I was home or otherwise not at work to do a Google image search for "huge gay clock" to submit and (b) because no way in hell would I buy that w-lfs-n was stripping the headers off those emails and just letting the images manifest without identifying information.


Posted by: Robust McManlyPants | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 5:22 PM
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Wait, who didn't participate? If B managed to send w-lfs-n a picture of her cock, the rest of you have no excuse.


Posted by: Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 5:24 PM
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How do you know they're authentic? Please tell me people wrote "www.unfogged.com" on their members.


Posted by: dagger aleph | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 5:29 PM
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If you had to take the shortcut. Some of us wrote "http://www.unfogged.com".


Posted by: Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 5:50 PM
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Heh.


Posted by: dagger aleph | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 5:54 PM
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Ben indeed does not know who sent the pics in, I swear it.

As to my cock, which one did you all want to see? I'll see if I can talk to my people.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 5:57 PM
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The one with the biggest comb.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 6:03 PM
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It's always about chickens with you, isn't it?


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 6:04 PM
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Leave my past out of this, Teofilo.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 6:08 PM
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Ha! I totally sent Ben a picture of his own cock! You know, to test Chappelle's Theorem.


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 6:16 PM
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Ben gets his cock in Hispanic neighborhoods.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 6:22 PM
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So what you're surmising, apo, is that Ben's seen my cock.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 6:24 PM
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The thread linked in 16 literally made my night.

Literally, it made it, like God made light and dark and space and time.


Posted by: Brock Landers | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 7:03 PM
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You hadn't read it before? It's a classic.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 7:05 PM
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Can we un-redact 99 in that thread? I remember what it said.


Posted by: Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 7:11 PM
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Stumbling on the redacted comments always makes me sad. Can we un-redact them all, but attribute them to "Anonymous" or "Spartacus" or "Keyser Söze" or sumpin'?


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 7:18 PM
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I mean the ones redacted due to S/d/B unpleasantness, not ones redacted due to discretion errors and such.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 7:20 PM
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Now what would w-lfs-n want with a bunch of cock pix?

Quiet! I'm thinking.


Posted by: standpipe b | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 8:03 PM
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Some of you sent pictures of your cocks to Ben w-lfs-n.

Is there supposed to be a Nelson 'Ha ha' in there?

Really, if I was sending in a picture of my cock to be posted, it's a gimme that Ben w-lfs-n would see them, yes?

So, what you're apparently saying here is that you're (or ya'll are) too chicken to post the dick pictures.

max
['Unfogged: all the glory, none of the guts.']


Posted by: max | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 8:45 PM
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Is there supposed to be a Nelson 'Ha ha' in there?

I think he's trying to pressure on the rest of us to pony up.


Posted by: neil | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 9:01 PM
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I was actually going to make a post saying that at the rate we're going we'll never get to the requisite 8 cock pictures. However, if the ladies think they can outdo the men, they're more than welcome to show it.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 11:05 PM
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I think he's trying to pressure on the rest of us to pony up.

WELL! If that's the case, I hereby decree that any male poster who doesn't send in a picture of their cock will henceforth be presumed to possess a tiny little 2-incher at best or to be underage or just generally will be presumed a dickless wonder.

Exceptions are made for the sick and the really easily identifiable (that is, apostropher).

max
['Never-ending ritual humilation can be yours if...The Price is Right!']


Posted by: max | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 11:27 PM
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I actually already have a sizeable collection of pictures of cocks from unfogged guys; I even had to buy a new monitor to display the one of Labs' at life-size. But I felt it would be unfair to submit them myself.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 11:38 PM
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Submit, ben.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 09-13-06 11:41 PM
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28: Admit it, you had other reasons for buying that iPod Nano.


Posted by: neil | Link to this comment | 09-14-06 8:46 AM
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So what does a girl have to do to see these pics?

For barter purposes, I have a photo of Jessica Biel's tongue. I promise it's even more intriguing than her ass.

Please advise.


Posted by: Wrenae | Link to this comment | 09-14-06 1:32 PM
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I actually already have a sizeable collection of pictures of cocks from unfogged guys; I even had to buy a new monitor to display the one of Labs' at life-size.

I think it would be most excellent if the Unfogged Happy Fun Page became the Unfogged Cocktacular Happy Fun Page now featuring Fontana Labs enourmous cock.

But I felt it would be unfair to submit them myself.

I agree. Therefore you should send a picture of your cock to alameida and she can tell everyone what it looks like.

max
['That should be funny.']


Posted by: max | Link to this comment | 09-14-06 10:44 PM
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