He means real people. We're just pretend.
You're going to love those colors for years to come.
But it will be nice for holding your packets of Andro-Gel.
You're feeling threatened by my metrosexuality, aren't you?
"Ballistic nylon"? Can you carry that on a flight?
I suppose that was the best pair of colors available.
in brown/orange.
Never would have figured you for a Browns fan.
Or are you a Bengals man?
Also, poor Ann Richards.
Well, if you think of an inattention to esthetics as masculine, it'll make you look manly. So that's something.
I am confident that should, God forbid, you find yourself stranded in the wilderness and wishing to signal for help, that streak of safety orange will serve you far better than the more stylish but sadly unobtrusive gray and black, which you wisely, in the name of your very survival, decided to forgo.
The brown, though, has no possible defense.
Also.
Go on, remind me that I like the metal-sided nuclear-code suitcase-o'-cash briefcase. See if I care.
Slol just secretes whatever he needs to carry around in the folds of his cummerbund.
I am trying very hard to figure out how that "secretes" could have been intentional, since it's w-lfs-n and all, but damn.
Slol just secretes whatever he needs to carry around in the folds of his cummerbund.
Probably looks better than that bag, too.
Slol just secretes whatever he needs to carry around in the folds of his cummerbund.
Does the PP attach to the VP or the NP?
Secrete has more than one definition.
Does the PP attach to the VP or the NP?
You abide by a mysterious grammar, SB.
Your grampa, however, is a model of clarity.
It's a valid question, and relevant to the (apparent) polysemy of "secrete."
I stopped a woman in the store and said, "Is this ugly?" (Meaning the bag.)
It would have been mortifying if she had thought you meant your penis in your hand.
I believe the word for stashing small items is "secret" and that "secrete" is more for mucus and the like. I suppose someone will come up with a dictionary that says otherwise, but I'm already sad, so fuck it.
I just want to know whether your cummerbund is doing the secreting or the carrying.
You are (to the best of my knowledge) correct about secrete, and SB's question really adds something -- it'd be like a really, really weird superhero power.
24 to 19.
Okay, everyone stop talking about my cummerbund. Some things are personal.
it'd be like a really, really weird superhero power.
I can't find my keys! Fortunately, I'm wearing a tux.
DaveL believes wrongly.
While I understand the ambiguity SB's question points out I don't know how to answer it correctly. Wah.
Fuck. Wonder where along the way I picked that one up.
Actually, I don't think the answer to SB's question has anything to do with the ambiguous meaning of "secrete."
Ogged, now that your bag identifies you as a blogger, you're pretty much committing to keep blogging, eh?
The cummerbund is just minding its own business.
I don't think Ben's intended meaning really works if the PP attaches to the NP.
I know I have a sense of dignity in here somewhere....
26 would be right if I had said "into", not "in".
26 would be right if I had said "into", not "in".
If cummerbund's folds are the loci of secretion, "in" works no problems. Also eeeeeeewwww.
Hey, slol, it could be worse. You've seen ogged's new bag, right?
If cummerbund's…
Sorry, didn't mean to tutoyer your garment, slol.
Yeah, but I really need to see ogged with the new bag to get the proper effect.
36: well then there's yet another possible meaning, which is that slol secretes into locations unknown all and only those things that he has to carry in his cummerbund (though what those things might be is beyond me).
I'm sure there's some reason that's not like this, but I don't know what it is.
So did you get her number, ogged?
I'm sure there's some reason that's not like this, but I don't know what it is.
Unlike for articles, the English and French rules for infinitives conflict: you either get grammatical English that offends the French, or vice versa. Since it was an English sentence I offended the French.
Take that, the French! Hon hon hon!
Don't listen to the haters, the T2 is the better bag. And for brown/orange, which is normally an icky combo, those shades aren't bad.
Oh, no. I posted the wrong link to the Human Skin Bag in the earlier thread.
Look at the bright side, Ogged. Your new bag doesn't smell like a funky wetsuit.
49: Thank goodness. I was going to tell you that I thought you had been skinning something other than humans, but I didn't want to burst your bubble.