Only slightly less likely to be elected than an athiest is a member of the Blue Man Group.
I feel bad for these old closeted guys. Had a state senator here in UT step down a few years back after he got arrested for soliciting a blowjob from a cop posing as a male prostitute. He had like 12 grandkids. Christ, that's no way to live.
I suppose the fact that you linked to that picture means there is no way of accessing the WCHS photos online.
2: I was thinking a lot about that as the Foley thing broke. No excuses, but living in the closet does warp the soul. Or so Ogged tells me.
He had like 12 grandkids. Christ, that's no way to live.
Yeah, all those little runts climbing on your furniture, breaking your windows with their base balls, refusing to get off your lawn...
http://www.wchstv.com/newsroom/eyewitness/0609/060928-1.shtml
Oh, poor guy. What a rotten lousy thing to do.
I know this should be obvious, but "personal identification situation" means "teh gay," right?
I must say this shows the hypocrisy of the Dumbocrats in sharp relief -- Dennis Hastert was quick to discipline Rep. Foley after his bad homosexual perverted behavior had been leaked to the media -- I doubt you will see the Dimmocrats doing anything at all about Randy White and his bad homosexual perverted behavior.
Aww, poor guy. He has such a sweet, sad face that's just begging for approval.
There goes the Foley case. Sure, it's bad to send explicit IMs to interns, but fucking politicians, the Dems are just as bad, and they do it with body paint, right?
I don't know, in the pictures he didn't look sad, he had a big smile on his face... oh, wait, that wasn't his face.
You're drunk and naked with a bunch of guys covered in paint. I can't believe he missed the obvious alibi: "I'm in a fraternity."
13: Look at the eyes in his public photo and tell me that isn't a wistful man.
I assume the pictures are forgeries, taken deliberately sometime in the last few days and then "leaked" as pretend 3-year-old discoveries. A $3m check from Karl Rove will clear Mr. White's bank account any day now. And 10 will be the RNC talking point from here on out.
This post is 63% joking.
Comment, not post. Although I suppose I did post it.
I don't know about trying to judge people from how their eyes look- too George Bush-like. However, I did look more closely at his official photo, and it looks like he failed to wash off some the purple paint from his chin and one cheek. Or maybe on the video it's not paint, just some skin condition.
15: Look at him in the photo linked at 6 and tell me this isn't a true bon vivant, the kind of leader that the nation so desperately needs in these troubled times.
Actually, I think that's a still from an ad on Question 1 that's been running in Massachusetts for the wine retailer's association.
Was 18 a joke? If so it wasn't funny and was kind of cruel.
Oh god. Pictures of naked people with body paint are enough to quash a run for elected office? Naked cavorting with body paint was, like, brushing your teeth or something at my old co-op. I had such grand plans to run for city council. Are my hopes dashed?
I was always more modest than my housemates, but there are surely pictures of me looking relatively clothed in the midst of my naked painted goofy friends.
I think we should use this as a democratic talking point: "look our kinks are silly things that involve people our own age; they're the one's trolling for children."
Democrats: Better perversions for a better America.
22: Since your electoral hopes are dashed anyway, you can go ahead and share the pictures now.
I would expect at my old co-op to be enough to quash a run for elected office.
Drat. There goes that career plan.
I was listening to NPR earlier, and heard them interviewing the author of a book, of which I thought the title was Nakedly Partisan (though I now can't find a book by that title), which was just about Republicans who had been caught in affairs and whom the author and intervieweee thought were hypocrites. The hypocrisy charge was mostly for things they'd said during the Clinton impeachment, but also for other reasons. I think the effects of this book in reinforcing the idiocy of judging politicians on their sex lives out weigh the the harms it might do to any Republican. Many of the the ones mentioned were out of office anyway.
Nakedly Partisan would be an awesome name for a strippers' Political Action Committee.
I'm pretty happy with my "intervieweee " typo.
28 - They could cut out the middle man and save millions in their lobbying efforts! I don't see why they haven't formed yet.
I like "Naked Partisanship" as a beltway stripclub.
I think my political hopes were dashed by the existence of a photo with me and five naked guy friends miming the "double decker triple buttfuck": three guys on the bottom and me and two others on top. I was at the front of my row for obvious reasons. we weren't actually having sex, now, it was just pretend. but I don't know if that explanation will cut it with he voters.
27: I heard a really lame interview on NPR with some PR/ crisis manager guy who claimed to be a Democrat. He said that it wasn't right to call for Bill Clinton's impeachment, and it's not right to demand Hastert's resignation; and then he implored his fellow Democrats not to make it a partisan issue.
Puke.