I think the part about the 8-ball is my favorite.
You never told us he was awesome, Becks.
1: No, this would have to be the best part.
I think that his perception of me is that I don't understand what the truth is in reality, and my perspective is, I don't think he understands what the truth is in the supernatural.
2 - What part of wiggling his fingers in front of my face making "woo-OOO-ooo" noises did you not understand to be awesome?
Absolutely. Alec and I talk almost four times a week, but we talk about the important things, like fart jokes.
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Radar: There's no Timothy, there's a Thomas.
SB: Thomas. Same thing.
The ignorance!
It may go with out saying, but Mark and Luke were not of the band of twelve either.
Shit, that's pretty charming. Especially that last part.
Damn, the only Baldwin brother run-in story I have is a shamefully mundane anecdote involving Hello Kitty merchandise.
From Becks' cutting-room floor:
Radar: If you could choose just one politician to save, who would it be?
SB: Bill Clinton.
Radar: I thought he believed in Jesus Christ?
SB: Difference between believing and following, my brother.
Amen. Word to your mom.
9: Apostles, Disciples, tomato, tomahto. It's not like you need to read the Bible carefully or anything to understand it.
Right, the important thing is that you not do that 8-ball of blow no matter how awesome it sounds.
Yeah, Becks left out the part about the wonderfully eccentric Parisian adventures with a charming stranger from her Stephen Baldwin story.
I thought this was going to be about Stevie den B, how he found Jesus through Japanese upskirt anime or some such. Oh well.
17: I give up.
M. Quincampoix the mathematician?
19: There can be only one! SB, you must decapitate this pretender to all that is SB.
all that is SB
sb is a winning combination of high performance and low price (inter alia).
Looks like a fun movie. Falling Quebecois! Controversy! Lady Di as plot function!
sb is the maintenance manager's perfect companion
25.--That movie completely destroyed upper Montmartre, which I supposed was going to happen anyway, but it was so fast.
Between this guy and Prince Bandar Al-Saud, I think our president is going to get all the advice he needs.
You know, I met Becks in person this past weekend for the first time, and she was perfectly charming and cool of course, but she did bring up Steven Baldwin (a different story than the one in this post).
Whereas I successfully managed to not even mention China ONCE during the entire evening, despite several apposite opportunities.
Just sayin'.
Whereas I successfully managed to not even mention China ONCE during the entire evening, despite several apposite opportunities.
Only because you had your mouth full of "c0ck" all night long.
30 - Belonging to ONE MR. STEPHEN BALDWIN.