I hate threads like the one immediately below this one.
You're supposed to hate over there, technically, but who am I to turn down comments?
I hate that we have to have threads like the one below.
I figured my hate wouldn't make any sense over there.
And I hate making posts like the one below.
I hate comments like the one immediately after this one.
M/tch M/lls doesn't love big meaty cocks.
See, I hate 7 because it's obviously incomplete. You forgot to add the "unless they belong to Stephen Baldwin" clause.
Typically sloppy work, ogged.
Is a "big, meat cock" really different from a plain 'ol "big cock"? If so, how?
An excellent opportunity for me to compliment mrh on his cooking photos!
But JM, mrh was cooking cock meat, not a meat cock.
And by "cooking" I of course mean "smoking".
JM, you're far too kind.
M/tch, you're far too obsessed with knob-gobbling.
M/tch, you're far too obsessed with knob-gobbling.
I wouldn't say I'm obsessed, but your technique is definitely a thing of beauty to watch.
I propose a w-lfs-n--mrh cook-off. The winner will get to see Apostropher's titties.
We've all already seen one of his tits, and I have no reason to believe the other one is much more interesting.
But a cook-off, w-lfs-n! Does not your manly pride rise to the challenge?
But a cook-off, w-lfs-n! Does not your manly pride rise to the challenge?
Most Unfogged sentence ever?
Oh, a cook-off. I read it as "cock-off".
Yes, you'll definitely need more interesting titties than mine.
Aw, don't sell yourself short!
Well, a cock-off would just be humiliating for young Ben, but a cook-off could be a blast. Next Unfogged meetup in New England; I'll cook.
Good morning Ben! You have class today with the pretty girl you talked to on Monday. What are you going to say to her today? You could ask her how your presentation went.
Wouldn't he know, though?
He would know how he felt giving the presentation. But he wouldn't know how well it was received. I am not intrinsically interested in Ben's presentation skills. I am just trying to suggest reasonable topics for today's conversation with the young lady. When Ben can come up with better, without prompting, I'll stop.
Megan, you're the best date-coach I've ever seen.
We're not aiming for a date yet. Right now the goal is sustained conversation, so that she can see the charming side of Ben that we all enjoy so much.
I would know, simply from the fact that I gave the presentation, that it went well.
the charming side of Ben that we all enjoy so much
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As long as she never googles him and finds this thread, it's all good. As soon as she does, however, he's in trouble.
Then what else are you going to talk to her about?
30: The point isn't to be logical, Ben. The point is to have something to say. Also, appealing to someone for their opinion of you, see, betrays a charming interest in . . . their opinion of you.
Jeez.
Or hey! You can ask her opinion of Megan. "So, do you think Megan's advice to me about how to attract your interest is good advice? If not, what would you suggest?"
As long as she never googles him and finds this thread, it's all good. As soon as she does, however, he's in trouble.
Yes, it's this thread that Ben needs to worry about.
I don't want it to be all complicated. I just want Ben to go in there with something to say to her. If it is a question, she'll have to say something in return. Then, he can walk her to her department again. We can work on complicated in a few weeks.
Wednesdays are hard, because it is too late to ask about the previous weekend and too soon to ask about the next weekend. Will she be giving a presentation? On what?
She won't be; she's only auditing.
Why do you hate me, Clownæ?
41 was not a celebration of your plight but a terse bit of advice.
42: I don't know about Clownæ, but I find your html leaves something to be desired.
Hey Ben. I'm leaving for the evening, but am excited to come home to read about the conversation you had with your lovely classmate today.
If you didn't get a chance to talk to her today, we can plan for tomorrow's class instead.
I'm beginning to find Megan a little scary.
Is it the fighting ability thing?
So, Megan's taken over getting ben laid a conversation, but who's directing Megan's lovelife?
Her commenters. And she is not at all pleased.
42: I don't know about Clownę, but I find your html leaves something to be desired.
If you think about it, you'll realize that what I wrote in 42 could not have come about except purposefully.
I did think about it and concluded just that, but your motivation remains obscure. So I went for the cheap shot.
I'm beginning to with Megan was my big sister when I was single.
"with" s/b "wish" obviously. Too early. Or lispy
Thanks mrh. I would have made sure you could talk to girls AND beaten the crap out of anyone who looked at you sideways. That's what big sisters are for.