Re: Or Maybe It's All Labs's Fault

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We like to think of it as testing to destruction.

Your feminism just couldn't stand up.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 2:35 PM
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"Poster boy" is a bit much.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 2:39 PM
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Oh, Ogged. You're so cute when you're annoyed.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 2:40 PM
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"Poster boy" is a bit much.

Seriously. Not nearly buff enough.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 2:41 PM
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As I said earlier, you girls should pants him and make him run home crying.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 3:12 PM
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Can I be the posterboy for leftist misandry?


Posted by: Adam Kotsko | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 3:38 PM
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I'll be the posterboy for whatever the public demands, so long as a pantsing is in the works.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 3:52 PM
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Pls. submit your poster for consideration. 8" x 10" glossy preferred.


Posted by: Junior Mint | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 3:52 PM
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That's a pretty small poster.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 3:55 PM
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It's not the size of the poster...


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 3:56 PM
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... it's the dpi.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 3:57 PM
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Mais où sont les oggeds féministes d'antan?


Posted by: standpipe b | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 4:06 PM
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text already submitted his poster to w-lfs-n a few weeks ago.


Posted by: Zadfrack | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 4:16 PM
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Ceci n'est pas une feministe.


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 4:22 PM
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I haven't been keeping up -- has baa finished La deuxième sexe? (The English translation is so widely disparaged that it wouldn't "count.")


Posted by: Adam Kotsko | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 4:47 PM
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No, he hasn't. I did raise the translation issue with him, but he replied, reasonably, that even if the translation is bad, it's nevertheless what people have been reading and reacting to. I know he's reading it though...


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 4:55 PM
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Unless he lies like an Iraqi, of course.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 4:57 PM
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I've got the damn French edition sitting in my apartment as we speak -- apparently someone expects me to read it this semester. Maybe baa and I can compare notes, because I'm sure as hell not going to read the huge English translation as well.


Posted by: Adam Kotsko | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 5:04 PM
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Can't you guys just watch the Charlie's Angels remake? Isn't that supposed to be feminist?


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 5:08 PM
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Hey everyone, I'm having dinner with Ogged tomorrow night. Who wants to take bets on which one of us comes out standing?


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 5:11 PM
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B, if you don't pants him, never show your face around here again.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 5:44 PM
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Tough guy, you could have tried to pants me in NY, when I wasn't even expecting it, but you were all polite and midwestern.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 5:51 PM
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Midwesterners are passive-aggressive and would rather encourage others to pants.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 5:53 PM
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I'm trying to empower the girls.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 6:08 PM
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"wymyn."


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 6:30 PM
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Ladies?


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 6:34 PM
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Bitches, maybe.


Posted by: Adam Kotsko | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 6:35 PM
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John, as in, get his pants off? I don't know, I kind of doubt that Ogged's up to that level of physical activity quite yet.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 6:59 PM
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Physically overpower him, remove his pants, and then drive off in your car so he has to walk home in his underwear. (You may have to do some planning and get an accomplice or two.)

I'm teaching you male-bonding secrets. This is one of the sources of male power. This is why we rule the world, because we pants each other.

Ogged was a bully in his youth and a major pantser. He's probably never been a pantsee before.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 7:23 PM
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He's probably never been a pantsee before.

At least not since he got dumped.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 7:26 PM
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Emerson's old. The standard form of abuse-as-male-bonding now is tea-bagging, not pantsing. That would probably take more planning, though.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 7:30 PM
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Well, Ben's coming along. Ben, do you want to hold Ogged down or do the pantsing?


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 7:30 PM
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Or the tea-bagging, that could be fun.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 7:31 PM
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I'll hold him down. The chance to grab at ogged's waistal region holds no charm for me. Too skinny.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 7:32 PM
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A noogie or a wedgie would be a barely acceptable substitute.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 7:32 PM
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But what about resting your balls on his forehead? Surely that would be fun.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 7:34 PM
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My balls aren't tired.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 7:35 PM
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Yet.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 7:39 PM
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What, does ogged have something planned?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 7:41 PM
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I'm not the indiscretion error queen. Nice try, though.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 7:42 PM
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Who is the indiscretion error queen? Michael?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 7:43 PM
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Not that I know of. What has Michael told you?


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 7:51 PM
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What have I unleashed on the world? I will rue the day that I initiated B. into the secrets of male bonding.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 7:54 PM
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No worries, John, I wasn't a virgin.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 7:57 PM
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was Ben?


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 8:27 PM
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We all were, once upon a time.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 8:34 PM
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/materializing on a temporary basis

I have been watching for some time and find ogged to be quite interesting.

Sidebar, is he as attractive as a Roman Helmut or are we talking straight teabagging?

Thank you. I'll turn down the radio now and listen for my response.


Posted by: the psycho therapist | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 8:37 PM
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yes but then once got up on time, and it all went to shit.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 8:37 PM
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Great, I'm a subject.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 8:44 PM
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and an object, darlin', and that can be a good thang, a very good thang.


Posted by: the psycho therapist | Link to this comment | 10-13-06 8:57 PM
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"the psycho the rapist" is like the skeeriest handle evar.


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 10-14-06 7:03 AM
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Mais où sont les oggeds féministes d'antan?

Ils mangent les truites à l'endroit détruit de Detroit.


Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 10-14-06 8:17 AM
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