Re: "Yeah? Well, Get Off My Lawn."

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Well done, granny!


Posted by: Idealist | Link to this comment | 10-21-06 2:16 PM
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It was this great moment of deflation, from being somewhat idiotically pleased with myself to a quick recollection that yes, grownups on playground equipment do look kind of foolish.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-21-06 2:22 PM
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At least he didn't say "old woman".


Posted by: DominEditrix | Link to this comment | 10-21-06 2:35 PM
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That would have been interesting: "I didn't know crones could do that!"


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-21-06 2:36 PM
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Perhaps we should start calling LB "Dennis." But I think that one's taken.


Posted by: DaveL | Link to this comment | 10-21-06 2:40 PM
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Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-21-06 2:43 PM
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I was walking me dogs along a 7 miles linear park the other day when I suddenly encountered a brand new Fitness Station. Click around the link, this one had maybe 10 different pieces of this equipment. Never saw one before, read all the instructions, marveled at the softness and durability of the surface, like soft concrete it was, and moved on. Neat.

Fitness Station Sit-Up Board


Posted by: bob mcmanus | Link to this comment | 10-21-06 2:43 PM
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6: Sorry, sometimes I forget that not everyone knows most of the script of Holy Grail by heart. And the second reference is to this readable rightie (although I haven't read him enough recently to know whether he's still fun to read; the fiction/parody stuff got old for me pretty fast).


Posted by: DaveL | Link to this comment | 10-21-06 2:54 PM
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I wish they had playground equipment for adults. You know what I love? The rings, which are functionally similar to monkey bars, but more fun. And the high bar, for doing cherry drops. Do they have these things at gyms? I haven't been to a gym since I finished school.


Posted by: Junior Mint | Link to this comment | 10-21-06 2:55 PM
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Come on, LB. Everyone knows what "older woman" is a code word for. He was saying, "Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson."


Posted by: Steve | Link to this comment | 10-21-06 2:56 PM
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In that case, that's one precocious seven-year-old.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 10-21-06 3:02 PM
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11: At the risk of extending that thought a little too far, there was an article about that the other day.


Posted by: DaveL | Link to this comment | 10-21-06 3:06 PM
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Hey LB, we were in your neighborhood today -- visiting a friend who just moved in on Cooper St. I had not been up there in a couple of years. Man what a lovely neighborhood.


Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist | Link to this comment | 10-21-06 6:51 PM
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9 -- I'm wit'ya. Also nowadays they have this way cool thing which you can hang on that slides along a track -- you grab onto the bar and jump and your momentum carries the bar to the other end of the track, where there is a platform you jump on to. High tech! I want one big enough for me.


Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist | Link to this comment | 10-21-06 6:55 PM
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LB, you'll swing on the monkey bars but you won't go to a fun party? Hypocrite.

(I can't swing on the monkey bars. I hate you.)


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 10-21-06 10:51 PM
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Thesis: Adults would stay in better shape if there were adult-sized playgrounds where we could play, rather than soul-sucking gyms where we work out.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 10-21-06 10:54 PM
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Thesis: Adults would stay in better shape if there were adult-sized playgrounds where we could play, rather than soul-sucking gyms where we work out.

Or just randomly-scattered obstacle courses and piles of cardboard boxes! Weeee!


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-21-06 10:58 PM
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LB, you'll swing on the monkey bars but you won't go to a fun party? Hypocrite.

Uh, why? These are completely different activities.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 10-21-06 11:00 PM
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I agree with 16. I, personally, would be in better shape if/when I'd/I'll start doing yoga again.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 10-21-06 11:09 PM
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"would" s/b "would/will"; "I'd/I'll" s/b "I'd/I".

Thank you, err again.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-21-06 11:11 PM
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Thesis: Adults would stay in better shape if there were adult-sized playgrounds where we could play, rather than soul-sucking gyms where we work out.

Try climbing gyms. Not quite a playground, but pretty fun.


Posted by: gswift | Link to this comment | 10-21-06 11:26 PM
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20: Ben? Leck mich am Arsch.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 12:11 AM
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Should've asked while you were here.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 12:14 AM
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*Now* you tell me.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 12:15 AM
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I was afraid that if I brought it up at dinner ogged would want in, and I could never be part of a threesome involving two guys and a girl, because, you know, I'm a feminist.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 12:19 AM
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ogged would want in,

So to speak.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 12:27 AM
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You know, it's funny. Every time I try to get some guy to rim me, that's what he says. Weird.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 12:35 AM
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The solution is obviously to ask ogged, the one person who couldn't use that excuse.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 12:36 AM
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Yeah, but he doesn't like slutty girls. Sigh.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 12:37 AM
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Rim jobs are slutty now? Good to know.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 12:40 AM
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Damned if you do, damned if you don't.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 12:41 AM
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Asking for rim jobs on the first date is not in The Rules. (Also, asking for a rim job when you were supposed to be pantsing him was a betrayal of trust.)

But never mind.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 6:52 AM
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The point is, I proposed no rimming. Only, of course, because I feared that the harsh double rejection of Ben and Ogged at the same time would crush my self-esteem forever.

Not, of course, because of some stupid anti-feminist Rules. John, I'm surprised by you.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 12:19 PM
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A pity rim job would have been even worse, of course.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 12:49 PM
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15: I'll go to a fun party if invited. I'll just spend it cowering next to the dip until I find some better place to hide from all the fun.

I have no actual dignity that would get in the way of fooling around on playground equipment, I'm just scared of parties.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 5:48 PM
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In a lazier, but related, vein, I regret that pigtails are so canonically a little-kid hairdo. They look good on me, dammit! And yet they seem unlikely to contribute postitively to my projection of gravitas.


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 5:53 PM
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But kinkiness, yes. Especially with a plaid skirt, pennyloafers, and a lollipop.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 6:16 PM
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36: I've seen people pull pigtails off in a sardonic hipster kind of way. I, myself, am completely unable to communicate irony through a hairstyle, but if you can, it's a possibility.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-22-06 8:13 PM
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Pigtails, as LB says, can look good in a hipsterish way. Doesn't necessarily have to be sardonic, as such.

P.S. Way to go on the monkey bar thing -- I haven't been able to do that for years. It takes a fairly decent bodyweight/upper-body strength ratio.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 10-23-06 12:55 AM
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You're supposed to stop at each one to do a one-arm pullup.


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 10-23-06 9:20 AM
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39: As I said, I was idiotically pleased with myself. My weak link is actually grip strength, I think -- I have a fairly strong back, but weak hands.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-23-06 9:46 AM
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Hey BTW LB, do you know about this place? Their fried pork is some of the finest fried pork.


Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist | Link to this comment | 10-23-06 9:50 AM
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I walk right by them -- if it's the place I think it is, they're half a block from Sally's school -- and I think we've gotten pork from there. That's good stuff, but I have to admit that we don't get it too often, thinking that "Good as it tasted, I just ate a mouthful of fried pork fat."


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 10-23-06 9:55 AM
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re: 41

I have decent grip strength compared to my (relative to bodyweight) pathetic bicep and shoulder strength -- years of playing guitar, etc

I could just hang by my hands for ages -- it's the levering oneself with one arm thing I suck at.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 10-23-06 10:02 AM
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