Have we seen this before? I didn't think so.
But would Tia fuck her clone if she was wearing this outfit?
How is this different from a catholic schoolgirl costume, really?
Hey, that "enlarge" button works!
I'm most outraged by the price tag. $60? WTF?
I really can't approve of that belt.
This product is Back Ordered.
No fair buying them all for yourself, Becks; everyone should have the chance to slut it up.
(also, shouldn't that be "sexy witch"?)
I'd like to see this extended to other holidays. Who wants to be Skanky Pilgrim Girl?
I don't think that's a belt, it just looks like trim above the ruffle.
Or pleats, I should say.
Skanky Easter Bunny seems too obvious.
Arbor Day is a real challenge.
Skanky palm tree?
Or any tree, really.
No way. That palm tree's got coconuts, IYKWIM, AITYD.
Arbor Day is a real challenge.
Not exactly a costume, but still...
Alternatively, you could just walk around naked and say you're a tree in winter.
What I find so icky about this costume is that they couldn't just go the normal sexy schoolgirl route but had to come up with other ways to tart up the costume even further like the ridiculous mini-tie and drop waist. I saw a homemade slutty Hermoine in the NYC Halloween parade last year and, while eye-rolling, it was less obnoxious because it (1) wasn't mass marketed and (2) was basically a take on your general Catholic schoolgirl uniform.
Easter: Skanky Jesus? Perhaps wearing a sequined speedo instead of the loincloth dealie.
What I want to know is why Halloween is the only day that other women can't say anything to you if you slut it up? Is it all the mediated Patriarchy, or is there a sense of unfair advantage?
He was pretty skanky already, I thought.
23: At least he wasn't the antichrist.
(OR WAS HE?)
I think it would piss a lot of people off if they found out that the antichrist had simply been killed, thus allowing the world to continue on sans rapture.
What's the big deal about the antichrist, anyway? We already know how things are going to play out. The antichrist who can be resisted successfully is not the true antichrist.
If you meet the Antichrist on the road, kill him.
Or her, of course. I refer to one of my ex-girlfriends as "The Antichrist," incidentally, but the reference is, of course, ironic, and I don't wish any violence on her.
Of course. Just in case you missed it.
A whorese is a whorese , of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a whorese of course
That is, of course, unless the whorese is the famous Skanky Ed.
I figure the Antichrist was aborted. You gotta figure the Son of the Devil was an unplanned pregnancy.
Also, anything that gets me closer to my Hot For Teacher Professor McGonagall fantasies is 105% ok in my book. Dame Maggie Smith is lovely woman, but the descriptions in the books are of a middle-aged woman with jet black hair. I imagine Angelica Houston circa The Witches and uh... where was I going with this?
34: I was just thinking that. Oops, sorry, no end times, no Rapture.
Ah - what if an anti-abortion absolutist discovers herself or his/her daughter to be pregnant with the Antichrist? If abortion is murder, a mortal sin, what would wittingly carrying the Antichrist to term be?
And how would one dress the infant AC for Hallowe'en? As the Whore of Baby-lon? Tickle-Me-Hellmo? The Unholy Ghost? Pontius Pirate?
Reprising from here, where I don't think it got enough exposure.
To perv or not to perv: that is the question
Whether 'tis nobler on the blog to suffer
The pings and updates of outraged scribblers,
Or take up bits against Newsweek's covers,
And by exposing rend them? To pry; to gaze;
No more; and by a peep to say we join
The longing and the thousand other things
That flesh gives rise to, 'tis a consummation
No doubt often wish'd. To lie, to boink;
To bone: perchance to bed: ay, there one rubs;
For in that little death what scenes we see
When we have shuffled off our meager clothes,
Must give us pause; there's the codex
That makes calamity of so young girl;
For who would bare her bits and other parts,
With oppressive gaze, the born male's privilege,
The pangs of too-youthful love, the law's firm hand,
The insolence of officers duly charged
To hold up the maid's most wholesome state,
When he himself might his respite take
With a bare bodkin? Who would Farbers bear
That claim this too he long since wrote
But that the dread of something outside blogs,
That undiscover'd country from whose coast
No packet return, puzzles Unfogged
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than click to others that we know not of?
Thus doth trackbacks make cowards of us all;
And thus the native software resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale meatloaf lunch
And comments of great pith and moments
With this regard their moments fail to click
And return 404, page not found. Soft you now!
The fair Hermione! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all our sins remembered.
As the Whore of Baby-lon? Tickle-Me-Hellmo? The Unholy Ghost? Pontius Pirate?
Very nice.
Question: why does the slutty witch cost more than the "adult Harry Potter" costume? Do they figure the shame associated with the latter ought to rate a discount?
For Halloween I'd like to go as a woman of my age cohort dressing for Halloween, which I figure would involve dressing in drag and adding faerie wings. But I'm already committed to dressing as the Teen Wolf.
Because of her newfound interest in nylons and lipstick, when all the other children are killed when the Hogwart's Express crashes in book 7, Harry Potter and the Last Battle, Hermione will be the only one who doesn't go to heaven.
The Whore of Babylon, and the Phone Sex Girl of Macedonia. (The latter costume is simple, requiring a cordless phone and a magazine.)
I remember having a discussion with my ex's sister when she was planning to bring a date (the second time they'd been out) to our Halloween party. She was coming as a 'slutty fairy' with a pretty much explicit agenda of being able to 'advertise the goods' to her date (so to speak) without sending what would be (for her) the wrong signals. Different rules on Halloween, etc.
34: If Rosemary's Baby and legions of much, much worse movies have taught us nothing else, they've shown that a great deal of planning will go into the Antichrist's birth. That thief in the night stuff is all well and good, but the secular feminist Wiccan one world government where none can buy or sell without the Mark of the Beast isn't going to spontaneously arise (unless you've invited the right 36 friends for a really good party).
Christ, 40+ comments in, and nobody has yet pointed out that that costume is wizard cocksucker?
Funnier than usual SNL skit a couple of years ago was the "grown up" Hermione skit.
Although having Rachel Dratch as a pervy Potter caused a short in my brain.
A friend of mine once dressed up for Halloween as an Amish Hooker. I was her pimp, with sort of a zoot-suited Pennsylvania Dutch aesthetic going on. And I had a blinged-out hoe. We were awesome. Glory days indeed.
44: I don't get it, and now feel isolated and small.
Poor NBarnes. Feeling isolated and small is totally cancer sausage.