Pornography has changed America for the better. Why Jenna Jamison has never received the Medal of Freedom, I'll never understand.
Hey, I've come to believe that the only way to save California is to write-in Mary Carey for governor.
(paraphrase) "Why don't we get stem cells from the Iraqi babies, Limbaugh doesn't care so much for them."
I think it would be worth listening to Limbaugh if I could call in and ask that.
btw, Red State Update is the funniest thing EVAR. I was having trouble pinning down their accents, which was hurting my Southern pride. I tentively guessed "tennessee" and, good lordy, I was right.
I tentively guessed
Is this some Arkansas-ism?
no, you use words like that in arkansas, and people quit talking to you
Red State Update is the funniest thing EVAR.
They kill me, man. I think it's especially funny if you grew up down here, because it's so completely spot-on. I've met dozens of versions of both of them. Did you see the one about the Willie Nelson bust? "Me and your foot are gonna get so hiiiiigh."
Just as an extra data point, it's pretty funny even if your acquaintance with Dixie is only second-hand.
What is it about that kind of bullshitter that's so fucking entertaining and charming? I have a friend like that, and although in theory I ought to loathe everything about him, I just genuinely like the guy.
bullshitter that's so fucking entertaining and charming
Are you talking about me, Michael, or the guy in the video?
The video. I don't know you or Michael in person, but you might be one o' them guys, I bet.
