Labs, I think you've missed your true calling as a tabloid reporter.
But remember the video we posted: KFed is the smart one.
If we had UHC, B, I could pursue my dreams.
Ogged, one earring cost more than your budget, ok?
This sounds like a pretty good legal move, though. If the prenup reduces his chances at alimony or whatever, there's probably plenty of evidence to make Brittney look like a bad mother; basically, he's threatening to make it a nasty legal battle over the children if she doesn't give him some cash. Ugly, but I hear most divorces are.
I'm not up on my celebrity gossip: was she insisting right up until this news broke that everything between them was fine? Or were problems rumored?
I actually loved that video you posted here of Britney that was filmed by that weird husband of hers. She sounded very adolescent but not that different than lots of other adolescents. Actually it made me think of the Wayne's World scene where they are lying on the ground watching the planes take off. Don't ask me why.
I am grateful to the higher powers that be that I was not living here when that whole marriage actually happened. I was on home leave in the summer in which OJ was being tried and it was like being on an extremely alien planet. I took years to get over that trauma. Celebrity fixations are the weirdest thing I can think of - I think they are even stranger/harder to make sense of than father-daughter purity balls.
It's certainly not up to the level of his earlier work.
According to WWTDD? Britney is offering magazines free baby pictures because K Fed is entitled to baby picture royalties. Sweet.
5: Sorry if this has already been posted about. Not sure about what she was insisting on, but I saw a video of KF bragging about how awesome his marriage was and then getting dumped by text message - text message! - the same day. And I just want to point out that, contra ogged, the more he bragged, the sweeter it was.
And you are all required to watch James Lipton recite Popozao.
From FL's link:
I take care of my own, that's my family
Magazine's talk 'cause they don't understand me
I totally misunderstood his motives and would like to take this occasion to apologize publicly.
10 reminds me of this, for which I will love Jesse Jackson for ever and always.
Allen has conceded, so he'll have the time to be K-Fed's manny.
14- VICTORY! I'm going to have to go start drinking again now in celebration, I suppose. I'm not sure how much more celebrating my body can handle this week.
FedEx was divorced via text message? That's cooler than cool; that's ice cold.
Yeah, the text bit is harsh. Then again, Britney once recorded a song called "Email my heart."
d'oh: K-Fed Found Out Via Text Message
This was a "dial a fatwa" question on a popular Egyptian talk show "fatwas and orders" (ahkam wa fatawi) - can you divorce a spouse via SMS? (As I remember the answer was well, um, I guess so- it was fairly clear that the aged imam had no clue).
If *you* had to talk to KFed, wouldn't you prefer to do it via text message than in person?
21: could you send one message with "I divorce you, I divorce you, I divorce you," or did it require three separate messages?
Both their kids are boys, right? Man, I'd love to see a Federline family purity ball. What a shame.
23: There was some controversy on that point, if I remember. In the Gulf (maybe Dubai) someone did send the "triple talaq" to his spouse by SMS and she was able to take him to court over it. (Although sometimes I get these things wrong. They are so funny that my memory on them gets imprecise through too much laughter.)
Yeah, Anna, people from the sheltered Cairo environment have trouble when faced with the mean streets of Portland.
I have a friend in Portland whose son lives in Cairo, BTW.
My brother is working in the Caribbean (Trinidad, Barbados) and he says that everyone he meets asks well-informed questions about American politics.
This morning on the subway, I saw a headline in the NY Post: "BRIGHT-NEY JAZZED TO SHED FED". Without the help of FL I would have had no clue what this meant. So thanks, FL!
(Who knew Ms. Spears was atheist?)
24: Both of his kids with Britney are boys, but he has a son and daughter with someone else. Hold on to the dream!