You found Liz Phair's phone number? You know, ogged, I'm beginning to think you could be a menace to society if you so chose (though of course I am confident that you would not so choose).
Much as I'd like to maintain the aura that accompanies being called a "prince among truffle-hunting internet pigs" by Brad DeLong (not soon forgotten, Brad) I have to say that the Liz Phair phone number bit required little special skill.
But of course you are correct: I would not so choose; until I was sure no one could find me.