Re: Porn Star Distinctions

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Wow. That clip did not go where I expected it to go.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 11:58 AM
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This is just one of those "hitler was a vegetarian" things. Just because a porn star hates muslims, it doesn't make hating muslims right.


Posted by: washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 12:52 PM
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Wouldn't it be great if she was the porn star on whom ogged had a crush?


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 12:54 PM
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I think Ogged needs to use his own Sword of the Prophet to convince her that the ummah isn't all bad.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 12:58 PM
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Like, oh my God, I hate this woman.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 1:00 PM
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Your man is probably safe around her though, JM.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 1:02 PM
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He would be already: she's one fugly woman.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 1:06 PM
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She seems otherwise upstanding and talented.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 1:08 PM
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Her real name is Oriana Small? That sounds more like a nom de porn than Violet Blue.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 1:11 PM
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Ashley loves the Red Sox and trying new things. One of her many achievements was pretending to make meth on the set of Cooking with Porn Stars.


Posted by: NathanL | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 1:15 PM
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Was that on Howard Stern's show? I see the Howard banner (along with the attendant Sirius™ logos) in the background, but the host does not resemble Mr. Stern.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 1:20 PM
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Have you ever slept with a black person?
Yes. I tried to do a scene with almost every black guy in porn when I first started. I wanted my racist dad to see how much I hated him.

Would you consider yourself to be racist?
No.

Is there anything you fear?
Yes, being a total loser.

Is there anything else you would like to add?
I love making sick-minded and shockingly gross porn. It's so funny.

Hee.


Posted by: NathanL | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 1:22 PM
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12: "I wanted my racist dad to see how much I hated him."

God, I hate people like this.


Posted by: DS | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 1:35 PM
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Then you should probably fuck their enemies.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 1:37 PM
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The host in that clip is Richard Christy, who used to be the drummer for some death metal bands, and joined the show about three years ago on the strength of his talent for making song parodies.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 1:42 PM
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BLAST this racist porn star and all her works.
BLAST this idiotic show for hosting her inane opinions and BLAST the cowardly audience for clapping at her valley-girl racism and BLAST the entire porn industry, its fans and consumers for unimaginative sexuality!
BLAST islamophobia and BLAST al Qaeda.
BLAST malignant Oedipal complexes!


Posted by: Vorticists | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 1:53 PM
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BLAST the entire porn industry, its fans and consumers for unimaginative sexuality!

Not to quibble, but it would appear that lack of imagination isn't one of the major weaknesses of Ms. Blue's ouevre.


Posted by: NathanL | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 2:19 PM
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My favourite line from her Wiki entry: 'Every time I get gonorrhea, we throw it into the story.'


Posted by: DominEditrix | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 2:22 PM
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9. her real nom de porne is Ashley, not Violet. Which is even less nodepornesque.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 2:39 PM
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19: Oops.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 4:09 PM
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I am curious about this "nodeporn".


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 4:09 PM
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She's totally hot get bathed in a steaming gusher of your lymph!


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 4:17 PM
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21: Here you go, this node is swollen and everything.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 4:21 PM
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That wasn't right.


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 4:22 PM
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23: ew. ew-dee-ew-ew-ew. (Please tell me that's not an early-phase buboes.)


Posted by: Vorticists | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 4:27 PM
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It's from the "eNotes" website about prostate cancer, but it's used to illustrate the concept of "swollen lymph node in the groin" which may or may not be cancer-related.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 4:32 PM
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Ned, that was the wrong answer.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 5:00 PM
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It couldn't have been a bubo, silly, because the black plague is so infrequent these days!


Posted by: The Right Answer | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 5:01 PM
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Except in Arizona.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 5:03 PM
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Damn armadilloes.


Posted by: NathanL | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 5:05 PM
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The fact that leprosy is an occupational disease of armadillo butchers is one of the revolting facts that I find entirely charming.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 5:09 PM
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It's the squirrels, Nathan. The mothafucking squirrels.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 5:12 PM
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Oops, wrong disease.


Posted by: NathanL | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 5:14 PM
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I suppose it could be a climatic bubo.

(UNWARNING: SFW)


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 5:29 PM
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"The treatment of climatic bubo, lymphogranuloma venereum, in the African Negro."

It's like poetry.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 5:31 PM
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Prairie dogs also carry plague.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 6:02 PM
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Lots of animals carry plague, but only armadillos carry leprosy.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 01- 7-07 6:06 PM
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that's, ahem, cryptic, Ned. It also sounds like an epigram of some sort, the kind of thing you might find under the masthead of a provincial newspaper.


Posted by: Alex | Link to this comment | 01- 8-07 9:04 AM
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The Flagstaff Armadillo
"Lots of animals carry plague, but only armadillos carry leprosy"


Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist | Link to this comment | 01- 8-07 9:06 AM
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(Won't any animal with fur that lives in a temperate or tropical climate serve well as a plague vector? I thought it was all about the mosquitoes.)


Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist | Link to this comment | 01- 8-07 9:11 AM
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Fleas, surely?


Posted by: Alex | Link to this comment | 01- 8-07 9:15 AM
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Right, fleas. Although a quick search for mosquito-borne and bubonic turns up enough hits that I suspect mosquitoes can do it too.


Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist | Link to this comment | 01- 8-07 9:24 AM
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40: Don't be fooled by the overpowering cuteness. They brings the black death.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 01- 8-07 9:29 AM
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Wasn't that sort of the subtext of the movie?


Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist | Link to this comment | 01- 8-07 9:31 AM
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Plague seems mostly to be spread by burrowing animals. Marmot sex may be exciting, but it can be deadly. Just say no.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 01- 8-07 11:14 AM
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