I like that on the whole list, only Elton John gets the '(really gay)' accolade.
So gay he's on the list twice, even.
Holy shit. I think that video is for real.
Are you kidding me? "There's no back door to heaven..."
What's so gay about peace, love, and understanding, ogged?
Apo, what are the links that made you think it was a spoof?
What's so gay about peace, love, and understanding, ogged?
Are those the original lyrics? Might as well be.
11: that would only make Nick Lowe gay.
Elvis Costello didn't sing it? I mean, by that rationale, Elton John is straight.
Oh good. phew. Color me gullible.
9: lovegodsway.org and eveningservice.com.
This is a spoof, and clearly IMO. See joemygod.blogspot.com for more information.
Oh wait...I see I was pwned too if I understand the lingo of this internets. My New Year's resolution was to read threads before commenting.
18: well duh, I saw those links. You knew they were spoofs, did you?
Call me a romantic, but I believe in nutjobs:
http://www.leaderu.com/orgs/narth/7things.html
I cannot believe people disbelieve the satiric nature of this.
Its not as catchy as 'throw the jew down the well,' but mutch better execution.
I believe it's a satire now .
I'm gullible. I've said this before: when I was seven or so, my brother convinced me that the bottom of the pool smells like roses.
when I was seven or so, my brother convinced me that the bottom of the pool smells like roses.
Which explains why you were such a terrible bully in middle school.
Luckily for all of us, you've nicened up a bit since then.
Anyway, isn't it pretty obvious that God created gays because He needed priests for His church who wouldn't be distracted by having to raise kids?
The old me wanted to rig up some pigs blood buckets for UnfoggeDcon, but the new me shyly admitted that it would be a cruel prank motivated by insecurity and self-doubt.
Did you know, h-g, that pig's blood smells just like roses? At least the stuff at the bottom of the bucket, anyway. Check it out.
Really?? Wild!
( Dear Diary,
I think I'm finally starting to make friends at Unfogged! More tomorrow!
Heebie )
(Dear Diary,
She's falling for it! Hook, line, and sinker!! Video at 10.
M/tch
128 lb (eh.), calories 1900 (g.), mostly cheese (n.g.)
Am devastated. Heebie-geebie more funny than I. Will have another drink and then try to retaliate in manner of skillful jester.
Boy, I hope my hair looks okay.
Hey guys! What's up? Are we still hanging out today? Am I still going to smell that rose-smell? Do you still like me? AM I OKAY?
aw, 31, you make me feel so in! Really, I'm funny like a war of attrition. You've been weakened by my relentless prattle.
Cala is the one person whose writing one isn't allowed to nitpick, DaveL.
He does get points for the grammaticalar, though.
He would have gotten more points for "grammaticalar" than for "grammaticaler".
It's would have, the reason is because I know my contractions.
Now you're just trying to piss me off.
Now you're just trying to piss me off.
You know, that heebie-geebie, she's alright.
As the scene fades out, Screech picks up the bucket of pig's blood and asks, "What's this?"
psst, h-g: try asking Ben "b/c why?" some time
Or maybe "now you are just trying to be that off which I piss."
I sort have think have Ben as someone that is sort have just being helpful.
Ben was helpful to me lately. I still hate him, of course. Er, have course.
Oh, I quite like Ben. It's just that yanking his chain is fun and easy.
Um, what I meant was I was just saying that. Crap.
Stanley and w-lfs-n, sittin' in a tree...
Stanley and w-lfs-n, sittin' in a tree...
Actually, w-lfs-n argued that we were sitting on the tree, and the romance of the moment was lost.
...the romance have the moment was lost.
Yeah, but romance just gets in the way of the hot tree-ramming sex.
Clowns are good enough for everybody else, but Ben has to go fuck Ents.
I hope that my services were indeed helpful to you, Stanley.
Oh, I quite like Ben. It's just that yanking his chain is fun and easy.
Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 01-29-07 10:02 PM
"his" s/b "Mr. Kettle's"
"bitchphd" s/b "Ms. Pot"