Christ, this is worse than a post by Esther Hargittai.
B was nice to you on the other thread, so we have to restore the balance of the universe.
Wait, when was I nice to Ogged? Crap. Why didn't one of you smack me?
Maybe it would help if you lost some weight.
Nah, makes it harder to get any momentum behind the smack.
that's what those little `toning' hand weights are for, LB.
7: Possibly just careless about who you were complimenting.