Whoo-hoo! Congratulations to Dr. Oops, and best of luck, fingers crossed, for you.
Good luck and congrats to the Breath sisters.
She was working there as a fellow? "Transplant program" is a euphemism, isn't it?
As is 'fellow'. And 'purchases'.
Oh, what the hell. What I really meant is that it looks as if she's going to get out on appeal.
But seriously, anyone needs a new pancreas, Dr. Oops can hook you up.
I thought she was hired full-time by the kidney-ice tub people.
Hey, am I correct that Dr. O is in Pittsburgh? Will you be coming out to celebrate? Can I suggest a meet-up? Maybe Weiner can stop in on his way from Lubbock to Vermont....
Might could happen this summer sometime -- I'll post if I'm going to be out there.
Hooray for the Sisters Breath!
A transplant doctor is *really* someone you don't want to be named "oops."
Great for Dr. Oops, and good luck to you, LB.
Yeah, I googleproofed 9 because she's pretty unambiguously identified by city and specialty. But that's the hospital.
Good things all around! Congrats to Dr. Oops, and best of luck to our own Lizard.
Wait a minute. If LB gets a job in which she is happy and productive, what will that do to her blogging?
Heh. My best guess, if I were suddenly professionally contented and productive, would be just about as much blogging, but a drastic drop in commenting. I'm sure no one's noticed, but I leave about half the entire volume of comments on this site.
15. Absolutely we must keep LB bored at work, and just frustrated and angry enough to have excellent snark. Happiness and fufillment will lead to bad blogging. Example: Lileks.
Yay for LB and Dr. Oops! I am emanating good vibes of the flaky variety in both your directions.
A transplant doctor is *really* someone you don't want to be named "oops."
Beats the heck out of "Dr. Spoo."
Actually, that's Spoor'd. She got the nickname after a bloodhound successfully trailed her home from a Shakespeare production she was doing lights for.
Hey, congrats. That's a great center, too -- one of the two or three best in the country. Obviously in celebration she should buy twenty or thirty copies of my book and hand it out to her colleagues and friends.
Congratulations and fingers crossed. Not that it's supremely important, but just curious: will federal agency pay the Breath family mortgage? Or will N & S be sold off to make up the difference?
(Because surely you're too smart to have been stuck in a miserable biglaw job all this time for other than financial consideration...)
But seriously, anyone needs a new pancreas, Dr. Oops can hook you up
Well, not exactly "need," but looking at media images of pancreases, I'm not really happy with the one I've got....
22: Actually, the house is paid off, but the monthly payments on S & N might be too steep....
Congrats to both of you! Fingers crossed!
22: Finances will be snugger, but still workable. Newt and Sally are pulling their weight by attending school, so that full-day child care is no longer necessary. But sale or licensing remains an option.
21: Yes, I've been meaning to buy her a copy. Actually, I'm online, I'm going to do that now.
Actually, I'm online, I'm going to do that now.
This is excellent, because he was joking, but is now going to feel like a dirty huckster. Capitalism is tricky like that.
Actually, that's Spoor'd.
(Dr.) Droops would be an even better name for a transplant doc. "Oh, your new pancreas is sagging right now, sure, but elasticity will return with time and exercise."
Hmm, as long as we're goading the Breaths into purchases, perhaps Dr. Oops would like a house designed...?
Well, sucks to be Kieran then, because the book is in the mail. (I had actually formed the plan to send it as a congratulatory present, but hadn't yet remembered it while seated at the computer).
Is the agency the Defense Department?
If so, CharlieCarp is probably real popular with them. He could give you a good reference.
I read some thing by a guy who, after a fantastic night out on the town with a gorgeous, passionate Irish-American doctor from Manhattan, woke up in a bathtub full of ice, a long surgery scar, and note with nothing on it but a big happy face and the word "Oops"..
Many positive vibes will be sent your way, LB.
For those who (unlike JRoth and myself) aren't kept informed on these matters by a boosterish local press, Dr. Oops' employer is one of the world's leading research-oriented transplant programs. Definitely, congratulations.
Is Dr. Oops now required to donate to the anti-motorcycle helmet and anti-seat belt organizations now?
Capitalism is tricky like that.
Actually this is one of the themes of the book.
It also contains a lot of useful dating advice for Iranians. Something for everyone, really.
37. Is that the one with Gary Busey as the spokesman?
Why wouldn't you like to work there now? Are they expected to come under new management in a couple of weeks?
What about parenting suggestions, Kieran? Does it have those?
23 reminds me of one of Jean Kerr's quips: "I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?"
Transplant doctor? U/P/M/C? If I ever get a first-author paper published, a couple of those are going to be the third and fourth authors.
Something for everyone, really.
Not to mention the included DVD with Secrets of Erotic Massage.
Small weird little world it is. I'd ask what transplant docs have to do with h/er/pes viruses, but I probably wouldn't understand the answer.
What about parenting suggestions, Kieran? Does it have those?
Sure. E.g., on p.30: "Precious Gifts: Katie Coolican's Story and Lizzy Gets a New Liver both lay out the process of organ and tissue donation for young children. Precious Gifts is aimed at four- to eight-year-olds. The publisher's description notes that the book will help 'children and adults understand the process of organ and tissue donation. The determination of brain death and its meaning is clearly portrayed...'"
You know, I was explaining donations and brain death to PK when we were in Atlanta, actually, although I don't remember why.
And recipies for cooking with organ meats! ("Braised sweetbreads, steak and kidney pie...")
. I'd ask what transplant docs have to do with h/er/pes viruses, but I probably wouldn't understand the answer.
Well, the docs work long hours, and end up seeing mostly one another, so if there's one infected doc....
A pancreas seems like an even less exciting Christmas present than socks. But then I don't need a pancreas, if I did that would probably rearrange my priorities a bit.
32: Dr. Oops is like 6'2" and very athletic, right? I bet subduing donors is a big part of her work for the kidney people.
Perhaps you're coming to my agency. We have lots of lawyers and you'd fit right in.
That'd be funny, wouldn't it. If I end up getting the job, email me where you work, and we'll find out if it's the same.
You are going to point them to the blog, right? As an example of the sort of work you're capable of.
Heh. Um, on the off chance that any potential hirers are reading this and have unmasked me, I do work quite hard when not miserable.
Socks can be a good present, depending on the socks. How would you feel about a nice, long, striped pancreas?
Cat pictures?
The best I could do would be cat scans.
47: "If you don't stop doing that, I will kill you and let some little boy who knows how to behave use your liver."
I do work quite hard when not miserable
As a former co-worker I can vouch for this. Or, since she left us, I suppose that she is a brilliant and hard working lawyer even if miserable, when properly motivated.
No, no, I was enjoying the bits where I was working hard.
subduing donors
Yeah, Kieran, is there a chapter on the ethics of drugging people in bars and leaving them, shy a kidney, in bathtubs full of ice?
Congrats to LB and best of luck to Oops PhD.
Assuming the new gig comes through and requires a clearance or a background check you should totally list each and every one of us as references in the part where they ask you to explain/justify the last seven or ten or however many years of your life.
"I write for an Iranian website where everyone uses a fake name but some of them assure me they're from The Heartland."
is there a chapter on the ethics of drugging people in bars and leaving them, shy a kidney, in bathtubs full of ice?
Petty, niggling IRB/Human Subjects issues meant the drugging-and-abduction field experiments were cut from the final writeup.
And that bit about killing sprees where I came out as a popular favorite? No need to dwell on it.
And that bit about killing sprees where I came out as a popular favorite? No need to dwell on it.
A real go-getter!
You weren't so much the odds-on favorite to actually go on the killing spree, but everyone agreed that you would be very methodical, efficient and polite should you decide to snap in a measured kind of way.
I think this could only speak well to future employers. If you snap, they know only the assholes will be shot and there will be minimal property damage.
Lizardbreath's resume:
"Came first in a recent online survey regarding 'Most Likely to Go on Killing Spree.' Finished in front of Obsessive-Compulsive Iranian, Shoe-loving Mormon, Various lawyers, and PHds."
Sorry about the indiscretion error. Seriously, that's an awesome place to be. And "boosterish local press" should be "after the medical center bought about 75% of the city, the paper began to praise it so they wouldn't be the U/P/M/C Post-Gazette." Lots of good places to live, too.
Yayyyyy breath sisters!
breath sisters
It's like blood brothers, but more accomodating of the squeamish.
My brother teaches at UIUC; and so somehow I am reading UPMC as "University of Pennsylvania, Minneapolis-Champaign."
you would be very methodical, efficient and polite should you decide to snap in a measured kind of way
I see Columbo coming back with one more question about the treadmill.
My family likes to say that as you come over the Fort Pitt Bridge, you should be greeted by a sign that says "Welcome to Pittsburgh, a wholly owned subsidiary of the Un/versity of P/ttsburgh M/dical C/nter."
Congrats LB and Oops PhD. Darn, that transplant still hurts ... especially when I sit down ... and the rejection ... Yikes !!
75 gets it right. Some might quibble with Pittsburgh's strategy to have its four or five largest property-owners and employers be tax-exempt non-profit institutions, but I say that the comically low tax revenues and the annual threats to slash bus service before being bailed out by the PA government are worth it.
I can't read this thread without thinking of what Richard Florida had to say about the place.
I hadn't read the Florida piece before, but it seems pretty much on the mark to me (including the more hopeful bits). That said, despite being an erstwhile and not very successful urban hipster, I moved to Pittsburgh because it seemed like a good place to raise a family. So far, it hasn't disappointed.
The best I could do would be cat scans.
Best of luck. You belong in the SG's office, LB, but if it takes a couple of stops before you finally realize it -- and a change of administrations -- we citizens will muddle through.
80: That's because your kids have the schools all to themselves.