That wasn't even close- in both races where it was male vs. female, the man won by at least 4 seconds, and that's even with a WR by the woman. Was the WR helped by her chasing a faster swimmer? They need those little bunnies to chase like greyhounds have.
Upcoming revelation: LizardBreath is Carrie Ann Moss.
That was a pretty cool race. Too bad her record doesn't count!
Ogged is Ann Althouse. That's why Labs is obsessed.
I wonder how the revelation that Berry is a 47-year-old, balding male will affect her career.
The way she says, "Oh by the way, the person you've been chatting with for a week is me, Halle Berry," makes it clear that she doesn't consider herself regular and doesn't desire "regular experiences" in the same way us common imaginary folks do.
7, it may be that she has been chatting in the many fora where people don't value anonymity as much as they do here, so that it's normal once you actually establish a rapport with somebody to try to find out what their real name, rank and serial number is.
People older than Generation X are often uncomfortable with widespread anonymity on the intertents.
I'm totally in awe of Berry's generosity and the chatroom hoi polloi's unwillingness to appreciate it. All she was trying to do was bring some celebrity into their otherwise blighted little lives and they didn't believe her when she revealed herself. The horror!
(In other words, fuck her and the SUV she doesn't know how to drive)
"Upcoming revelation: LizardBreath is Carrie Ann Moss."
Wait a minute, Rob helpy-chalk. (FYI, I love that name.)
Does that mean that we are machines? Or am I simply part of someone else's imagination?
If so, please imagine a nice plate of sushi in front of me now. Thanks in advance.
I've decided that now is the time to share with you all that real name is Scarlett Johansson.
That was an awesome race. I love mixed events. I wish there'd been a better chance to watch the women's strokes--it's interesting that Lenton is the best woman because her stroke just seemed *much* faster (and as a result, less smooth) than Phelps's. Whereas the American woman seemed to have a Phelpsish slower, more powerful stroke.
I thought this one was more Lizard's style.
Well sure, she has a hard side too...
Lizard is clearly more of a Killbill sword/knife girl.
I don't see the handgun part.
Too bad her record doesn't count!
I think eventually they decided to count it.
I called to schedule with Alli/son Wag/ner and got a machine; going to call again today. If all goes well, yeah, I'd like to compete.
I wouldn't bother with lessons. Spend the money on HGH and a sleek suit instead.
Good plan, and maybe I can compete as a woman.
Honey, you couldn't possibly compete as a woman.
"Good plan, and maybe I can compete as a woman."
Ogged, I don't think those post-race nude shower massages actually happen.
"Honey, you couldn't possibly compete as a woman."
LB:
Just because it is hairy doesnt mean it isnt a great rack.
The way she says, "Oh by the way, the person you've been chatting with for a week is me, Halle Berry," makes it clear that she doesn't consider herself regular and doesn't desire "regular experiences" in the same way us common imaginary folks do.
Well, if she had told the people she was talking to in exactly the same way she summarized it for a reporter for a specific news article, I'd agree with you, but that sounds unlikely. More likely, if you summarize your side of an entire conversation in one sentence, it'll sound flippant whether you like it or not.
Don't get me wrong, this sounds a little weird just because she didn't have to give her name at all. I just don't read this as being as self-centered of her as 7 and 9 make it sound.
you couldn't possibly compete as a woman
I've decided that my feelings aren't hurt by this.
And honestly, I'm not all that star-struck, but I'd think it was pretty cool if someone anonymous around here outed themselves as incredibly freaking famous. She could have reasonably thought that the people she was enjoying talking to would get a big kick out of the fact that their new friend was HallegoddamitBerry, and told them to be nice.
I know I've said it before, but I went to highschool with All/ison. I'm unable to not say that whenever she comes up in conversation.
You're all a bunch of starfuckers. Any famous pseudonymous people hanging out here are banned!
someone anonymous around here outed themselves as incredibly freaking famous
Just earlier today, Rob H-C outed you as someone moderately freaking famous.
She could have...told them to be nice.
Halle: Now I'm going to tell you a secret, but I want you to be nice about it!
...not getting it.
It might be fun to think about which famous person each of us might be, however.
Any famous pseudonymous people hanging out here are banned!
Speaking as actor Ned Beatty, I plan to take full advantage of this loophole.
Any famous pseudonymous people
Mark Twain, Kilgore Trout,...
It's probably too late for me to claim to be Vonnegut, so I guess I'll go with Pynchon.
38 -- no good: he was never pseudonymous.
(Have you read Pynchon? I thought you didn't read, in between not going to the movies and not listening to music.)
29: Of course you don't. Who'd want to be an icky girl?
If someone did come forward, no one would ever believe it. Unless there were nude pictures involved.
I have read none of the books written by either of the novelists mentioned in 38. This might cause problems for my claims to be either of them.
1. Deafness is a handicap.
2. Women don't want to have fat asses
3. Some people are better off not having children.
4. Men do not want to be mistaken for women.
If someone did come forward, no one would ever believe it. Unless there were nude pictures involved.
Some of us remain unconvinced that heebie-geebie is Halle Berry.
Whereas some of us could not be convinced otherwise.
This is probably the best time for me to come clean; I'm Brad Pitt.
I went to highschool with All/ison
I'll be sure to mention you.
Who'd want to be an icky girl?
Your obstetrician.
44: If you assume that novelists read their own novels.
51: And I love her for it.
Fine.
I'm Sinbad.
I didn't want to talk about it, but fine.
I'm not going to reveal who I really am, but you'll see that the pseud is plenty thin when I tell y'all that all through the 60s and 70s, people were always saying to me: Sorry, Charley. Starkist don't want tuna wit' good taste . . .
Thus, I'm not as wounded as I otherwise might be by the hatred Ms. Geebie -- she of the reportedly lovely ass -- bears towards all things carp.
It might be fun to think about which famous person each of us might be, however.
I'm Corky from "Life Goes On".
I'm sorry, I meant to say the Iranian guy is Spartacus.
Criminals often get caught after they've apparently gotten away with it when they just can't keep from bragging about their triumph. Halle just couldn't help being Halle, so she got busted.
My high-school classmate the murderer had, in fact, gotten away with it, but told a friend who turned him in when the murderer started plotting other crimes. I approve of this snitching.
I thought you were on record as being pro-helping friends conceal evidence of their crimes.
Some guys I went to high school with robbed a post office when we were about 19. The police had their suspicions aroused when they suddenly started swanking around our small village in designer suits. The game was up when it was discovered they had bought their getaway car -- from someone who knew their names.
Concealing evidence is one thing; preventing *future* murders is another. Ogged is cool with protecting the guy after just one murder.
I thought you were on record as being pro-helping friends conceal evidence of their crimes.
Depends on the crime, of course, but I know I'm on record as making an exception for when someone plans to commit further crimes, and I'm sure of this because I had the high-school murderer in mind at the time.
Apo's told everyone that I'm Camille Paglia. The bastard.
51: And I love her for it.
Non sequitur. This is not a move in the Unfogged language game.
We don't need your stinkin' patriarchal rules, SB.
I love you a little too, B. Screw Bridgeplate.
Awwww. Comity through exclusion of a third party. It's always good to base love on a nice, healthy foundation.
I am Vishnu to Dei/gnan's Brahma.
Screw Bridgeplate.
Are we on TV?
*waves*
And honestly, I'm not all that star-struck, but I'd think it was pretty cool if someone anonymous around here outed themselves as incredibly freaking famous.
What about if they were just related to someone incredibly freaking famous?
Well I guess I have my answer then.
Ogged may be right that you're all a bunch of starfuckers, but clearly you're not all a bunch of star-by-proxyfuckers.
*sigh*
I mean, we're all humans, right, all part of the great siblinghood of person?
I'll be sure to mention you.
yeah, please don't.
You're all a bunch of starfuckers.
What's a Starf Ucker? (Like Unf-Ogged except I couldn't think of a clever set-up to tie it together.)
You ought to ask the earner of slols; he seems to have some experience with odd compound words.
"You don't remember a heebie-geebie? I'll have her send you pictures of her ass...."
Some of us remain unconvinced that heebie-geebie is Halle Berry.
Close. I'm Cat-Woman!
I think I now just got slol's handle for the first time.
I don't think he's ever revealed what sort of currency slols are.
Slovenia? Slovakia? Slomonia? Slomouth?
I'm finding a lot of citations in Estonia.
An image search for alli/son wag/ner turns up, on the first page, this probably unrelated allison wagner, and this other image [edited: NSFW] of what appears to be the same person. Yes/no?
I thought about noting that, but then thought, "Hey, it's a sunday".
I don't know, I can't see the first girl's twat to compare.
"W" stands for "Library or Public Computer Lab".
I'm trying to keep her name googleproofed here, in case I do end up taking lessons and I want to tell stories about them. And no, that's not her. These, which I've linked before, are her.
Right, not the swimmer, but the the same person.
Yeah, I should have marked that.
You think the two people pictured in 86 look alike? Dude, not just a robot, but a robot in need of an upgrade.
And I didn't go to high school with either one of them. Have I mentioned that I went to high school with a famous swimmer?
I don't think he's ever revealed what sort of currency slols are.
If that's what you don't think, you have another don't thing coming.
I assumed he meant that he'd been saving his slols for ages in order only to have to exchange them for Moldavian currency once.
Jewel: Who will saa-ave your slols,
Into the accounts that you hold, boy?
I assumed he meant that he'd been saving his slols for ages in order only to have to exchange them for Moldavian currency once.
It's a wonder you're still undetached w-lfs-n parts.
