Re: Just because Ogged doesn't have to worry...

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So I'm two-and-a-half times more likely to develop something that's pretty uncommon? Is this really supposed to scare me into not going down on a girlfriend?

"Honey, no. I'm sorry, I just can't. I'm really afraid of throat cancer right now and I just don't feel like this would contribute to my overall sense of well-being."


Posted by: Yeho | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 12:02 PM
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I figure I'm okay.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 12:02 PM
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If I have, say, a 0.5% chance that then rockets to a 1.25% chance? I'm okay with those odds.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 12:05 PM
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You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 12:07 PM
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That really is true, unfortunately.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 12:13 PM
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Dan Savage should talk with Virginia Attorney General Bob McDonnell who stated that a lesbian judge should be removed because she was obviously committing the felony of sodomy.

When asked if he had ever committed sodomy, he gallantly responded that he couldnt remember.


Posted by: will | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 12:24 PM
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I'll take my chances...


Posted by: 3pointshooter | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 12:49 PM
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Can't decide if my response should be "crap, do I give up smoking or smoking pole?" or if it should be "good thing I don't give blowjobs, then."


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 1:04 PM
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8: just don't smoke while you're smoking pole. double jeapordy.


Posted by: soubzriquet | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 1:05 PM
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I'll be interested to see if it does, in fact, shift the HPV vaccine debate.


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 1:06 PM
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Just to be on the safe side, I'm only going to accept blowjobs from girls young enough to have been given the HPV vaccine before they were sexually active.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 1:07 PM
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Wanna go cruise the middle school with me, Sifu?


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 1:47 PM
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As Chris Onstad has said: Banh mi are like girls: your first real experience with one will forever have you driving around low-rent strip malls looking for more.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 1:49 PM
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Apropos of absolutely nothing, why would I anyone make a list of 42 possible ringtones to download and never download a single fucking one? Giving all those blowjobs has clearly caused brain deterioration...


Posted by: DominEditrix | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 2:24 PM
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14: I do shit like that too. Seriously, the abstinence only folks need to point out stuff like this to discourage sluttiness; that hell thing is way too remote for most teenagers, but wasting good ring tones? Totally hits home.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 3:05 PM
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I do shit like that too

Giving blow jobs to the point of brain damage?


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 3:16 PM
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I meant make lists and then not do things, but apparently yes, you may have surmised the cause.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 4:33 PM
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