So I'm two-and-a-half times more likely to develop something that's pretty uncommon? Is this really supposed to scare me into not going down on a girlfriend?
"Honey, no. I'm sorry, I just can't. I'm really afraid of throat cancer right now and I just don't feel like this would contribute to my overall sense of well-being."
If I have, say, a 0.5% chance that then rockets to a 1.25% chance? I'm okay with those odds.
You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.
That really is true, unfortunately.
Dan Savage should talk with Virginia Attorney General Bob McDonnell who stated that a lesbian judge should be removed because she was obviously committing the felony of sodomy.
When asked if he had ever committed sodomy, he gallantly responded that he couldnt remember.
Can't decide if my response should be "crap, do I give up smoking or smoking pole?" or if it should be "good thing I don't give blowjobs, then."
8: just don't smoke while you're smoking pole. double jeapordy.
I'll be interested to see if it does, in fact, shift the HPV vaccine debate.
Just to be on the safe side, I'm only going to accept blowjobs from girls young enough to have been given the HPV vaccine before they were sexually active.
Wanna go cruise the middle school with me, Sifu?
As Chris Onstad has said: Banh mi are like girls: your first real experience with one will forever have you driving around low-rent strip malls looking for more.
Apropos of absolutely nothing, why would I anyone make a list of 42 possible ringtones to download and never download a single fucking one? Giving all those blowjobs has clearly caused brain deterioration...
14: I do shit like that too. Seriously, the abstinence only folks need to point out stuff like this to discourage sluttiness; that hell thing is way too remote for most teenagers, but wasting good ring tones? Totally hits home.
I do shit like that too
Giving blow jobs to the point of brain damage?
I meant make lists and then not do things, but apparently yes, you may have surmised the cause.