Re: Background Noise: Hazardous

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So smoove.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 6:59 PM
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When I was doing my synthesis program I had a hell of a time getting [n] to not sound like [y].


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 7:11 PM
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Ogged: She's new, right?
Him: No, she's used, but she was in almost mint condition. Got an amazing deal on eBay.


Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 7:42 PM
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Remarkably composed of him, I think.


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 7:57 PM
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[n] s/b [j]


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 8:00 PM
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"[n] s/b [j]" s/b "[y] s/b [j]"


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 8:00 PM
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6: True, but that would just confuse people.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 8:12 PM
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Depending on how long ago you worked with him, he might have heard you correctly. After all, toddlers aren't exactly "new" children.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 8:13 PM
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Remarkably composed of him, I think.

Kinda cold-fishish of him, no? He's tousling the hair of the little girl in his cart and assumes that I just asked if she's his? And then answers straight? I expect better!


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 8:20 PM
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You didn't say anything about hair-tousling.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 8:22 PM
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No, I think you're right. If he was genuinely taken aback, that seems paranoid to me. What was he, wearing a clown suit?


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 8:23 PM
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So what were you getting at with "Is she new?" Something along the lines of "How old is she?"


Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 8:24 PM
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"Is she new" = "You didn't have her when we were working together, did you?" = "Talk about your kid."


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 8:28 PM
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"She's new, right?" means "She didn't exist the last time I saw you, right?"


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 8:28 PM
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If he was genuinely taken aback, that seems paranoid to me.

Everyone knows Persians kidnap children to sell into slavery.


Posted by: gswift | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 8:31 PM
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He may have been confused at first but then thought "well sure, she could be my niece or something".

And then thought "Of course Ogged would not assume she is my own daughter, he comes from a culture of extended families and it taking a village and whatnot."


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 8:33 PM
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"extended families" s/b "child brides"


Posted by: gswift | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 8:35 PM
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15: Well, if O had said 'fresh,' I could maybe understand. Or if he knew O's recent romantic history, and assumed that O had forgotten how the whole procreation/family ties thing happens.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 8:40 PM
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Or if I'd pointed at the kid and said "deli counter?"


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 8:45 PM
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Counter? I hardly know her.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 9:01 PM
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The proper etiquette, you uncouth immigrant, is to ask, "and who's this?" Preferably in a bright, chirpy voice; baby talk optional.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 11:03 PM
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He seems to have already been introduced to the daughter when he asked the question.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 11:13 PM
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21: optional? baby talk should be felonious.


Posted by: soubzriquet | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 11:22 PM
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That's why I said you don't have to use it, DUH.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 05-18-07 11:37 PM
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21: But what if Ogged had in fact met her before, but didn't remember, and the ex-coworker clearly remembered that Ogged had seen the child before? Is it still proper etiquette to pull out the "and who is this" line?

Maybe this asymmetry of memory would be unlikely, but still, its not foolproof, right?


Posted by: JGO | Link to this comment | 05-19-07 12:26 AM
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The proper etiquette, you uncouth immigrant, is to ask,

"How much do you want for her?"


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 05-19-07 1:47 AM
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Soon after we brought our newest home from th hospital a neighbor asked my beloved if she'd planned our daughter. My beloved said "yes." I later told her she should have said "Planned? It isn't even Benton's!"


Posted by: benton | Link to this comment | 05-19-07 5:53 AM
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Doesn't seem like an unreasonable response to me.

"She's new, right?" (I didn't know you had a kid)

"She's mine, yes." (I do)


Posted by: Ginger Yellow | Link to this comment | 05-19-07 6:25 AM
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"Oooh, what a cute kid! Where did you get it? It looks sort of Rumanian, is that where it came from? Which service did you use?"


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 05-19-07 7:45 AM
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25: Having a bad memory for anything I haven't read, I always say to the child, "How are YOU doing?" -- in baby talk, of course. This usually prods the parent into making the intro.


Posted by: Anderson | Link to this comment | 05-19-07 10:08 AM
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