I can't believe you posted on top of the genius harrassment video. Don't you people have any feel for pacing?!

"(The other possibility is that the hands are in differing parts of the bird, but we really ought to pass over that in silence.)"

Nonsense.

Anyway, the answer is "twelve to fifteen."

That is to say, nonsense.

Sorry, ogged. I should've checked.

4: that maneuver involves the numerically same hand.

Aw, shucks, Ben; it's ok.

6: It vindicates the hermeneutics of multi-orifice digital manipulation.

. . . a fish and a bicycle.

Ah, got it.

A hand in the bush is worth two on the bird.

A hand in the bush is worth two on the chicken.

Whoah.

10 has unlocked the riddle.

$200 up to the wrist, $750 up to the elbow.

A hand in the bush is worth two on the cock?

Don't let's be gay.

I was thinking, your own hands.

A hand in the bush is worth a thank you in the morning.

A hand in the bush is worth dinner.

s/b breakfast.

17: ben's hands: objectively gay.

Masturbation is super gay, B.

A hand in the bush should be breakfast?

A cock in the bush is worth two in the hand. Or is that two obvious?

A hand in the bush is worth two orgasms, minimum.

...half a hand in the hand. Obviously.

23: exactly, yes. It's only fair.

24, no, I'd say it's five obvious.

But the original maxim says two, see.

B I wouldn't have imagined you read Maxim.

The original Maxim was published from 1732 to 1735 as a venue for wits and wags to publish epigrams modelled on those of such Latin poets as Martial, hence falls within B's purview.

One needs to know the enemy.

Jessica Alba is your enemy?!?

Sheesh, seems kind of harsh.

That bitch stole Justin Timberlake.

Newer Justin Timberlakes have detachable faceplates for just that reason.

25: Dang, you're easy.

Everyone already knows that.

... two on the tits?
(Keeping some sort of bird/crudity theme going.)

... worth celebrating.

A hand in the bush is a forest for the trees.

A hand in the bush is worth agonizing over for seven hundred pages, and then she just throws herself under a damn train

Doesn't that happen about halfway through though?

A hand in the bush is worth a bird in the 2.

hmm...
can't say why i find this post more tasteless than many of the other prurient sniggering naughty-naughty posts, but i do.

42:

It's past the halfway mark, but its agony casts a shadow o'er the subsequent events. Tolstoy is not done agonizing over it until the ultimate scene in which his doppelganger pontificates about the nature of fate while raping five peasant women.

A hand in the Bush administration is worth a very comfy corporate lobbying gig.

Did Levin really molest someone in AK, or was that all a non sequitur?

Thank you for your input, bitzer.

... only legal on film if all 5 digits do not disappear inside the plane of the lips or
sphincter ring.