Re: Philolsophers

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I dont haz a posse.
I IZ A POSSE.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:18 AM
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Another welome innovation.


Posted by: Clownaesthesiologist | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:19 AM
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My thought, to be photoshopped later-- Hume: IM SEEIN UR FACTS/PROJECTIN MAH SENTIMENTZ


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:22 AM
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3 is awesome.

I am envisaging one with 'DIZMAL MONKISH VURTOOZ' on it, too.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:24 AM
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Kant: I HAZ TEH LAW. GAVE IT MAHSELF.

Singer: U HAZ A BUCKET. GIVE IT.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:30 AM
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INVISIBLE BASKETBALLS.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:31 AM
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Foot: I CAN HAZ TROLLEY?
Thomson: I HAZ LOTS OF TROLLEYZ!!!!1!
Anscrombe: UR TROLLEYZ SUX.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:35 AM
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Jesus, these are funny.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:39 AM
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INVISIBLE HAND.


Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:49 AM
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What's the font?


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:52 AM
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can not refute


Posted by: NCProsecutor | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:54 AM
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No clue.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:54 AM
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10: Usually Impact or Arial Black.


Posted by: zadfrack | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:54 AM
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Wowie zowie, want to read two pages of comments on whether a GOTO feature should be included in LOLCode?


Posted by: Clownaesthesiologist | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:55 AM
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Arial it is. How do I add my contribution once I've joined the group?


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 7:59 AM
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15: Once you've uploaded your image to your Flickr account, go to it's page, and click on "Send to Group".


Posted by: zadfrack | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 8:02 AM
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"its page". My brain knows the rule, but my fingers will never learn it.


Posted by: zadfrack | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 8:07 AM
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The black swans are the best.


Posted by: slolernr | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 8:10 AM
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I CAN HAS MONADZ?


Posted by: Gonerill | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 8:10 AM
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Fucking Russell saying STFU n00b is awesome. as is God's "im in all possible worldz killing ur d00dz."


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 8:20 AM
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Yeah, those two are great.

http://flickr.com/photos/prawnwarp/499077803/in/pool-philolsophers/

Also excellent.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 8:23 AM
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My contribution.


Posted by: zadfrack | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 8:45 AM
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Nice one, temporal-slice-of-four-dimensional-zadfrack-whole.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 8:48 AM
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IM IN UR INSTRSTCZ
REEDIN UR CLOOZ


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 8:50 AM
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the dalai lama's DO NOT WANT is very nice. It's all great. It's my new screensaver.


Posted by: mcmc | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 8:55 AM
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I CAN HAS ORGAN?


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 8:55 AM
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Origen: OH NOES!!!


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 8:56 AM
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I'm not going to do the work, but shouldn't there be a picture of Gettier saying "I HAZ A FORD?"


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 8:57 AM
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Or, I suppose, "JONZ HAZ A FORD."


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 8:58 AM
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Maybe one of Mary, with 'I CAN HAZ PRIMARY QUALITEEZ'.

Or one of Aristotle with 'I CAN HAZ RIGID DEZGNATOR?'

29 is good.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 9:00 AM
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Heidegger: IM IN UR SKOOLZ, OPPRESSN UR JOOZ


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 9:00 AM
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25 -- how can a static image save your screen?


Posted by: Clownaesthesiologist | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 9:08 AM
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32: A mac can do anything, Clownae. You put a bunch of images in a folder and it makes a little slide show. With little Ken Burns-style pulls and zooms on the images.


Posted by: mcmc | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 9:14 AM
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Ogged, you should make that heidegger one. teh clazzix!


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 9:46 AM
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DONNELLAN: CAN I HAS DTHAT SHAMPAIN?


Posted by: kid bitzer | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 10:06 AM
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I really liked "I CAN HAZ NOUMENON? NO - I KANT".


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 10:16 AM
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Also "I HAS A HAND".


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 10:18 AM
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The Johnson one is pretty great as well.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 10:28 AM
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Surely Bernard Williams deserves several.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 10:37 AM
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I want Johnson to be saying REFUTE THIS, D00DZ.

There's gotta be something to be done with Hodge, as well.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 10:39 AM
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Currently the Kristeva's my favorite, though.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 10:41 AM
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I'm surprised there's no I THINKZ THEREFORE I IZ.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 10:42 AM
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No way. "r0xx0rz" is much subtler.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 10:45 AM
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Shit, how wrong would it be to have Williams IM IN UR TOWN KILLIN UR INJUNS? Very.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 10:46 AM
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43: The world is big enough for both subtle and broad humor, Ben.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 10:47 AM
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As you have proven time and again, b, there's no such thing as "broad" humor.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 10:56 AM
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I fucking hate you people. I have to be volunteering in PK's classroom in 7 minutes and I'm trying to put together a Simone LOL instead of masturbating as planned. Hate.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 10:58 AM
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So just masturbate in the classroom, problem solved.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 10:58 AM
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What, the teacher's lounge is not good enough for that kind of thing anymore?


Posted by: Clownaesthesiologist | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 10:59 AM
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46, see 47. Also bite me.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 10:59 AM
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Don't forget the lolpilgrims either.

Turing: ALL UR INTERNETZ R BELONG TO MEEH


Posted by: Anarch | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 11:36 AM
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Also, for heebie:

Klein: IM OUTSIDE UR BASE, KILLIN UR D00DZ


Posted by: Anarch | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 11:59 AM
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My second contribution.


Posted by: zadfrack | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 12:29 PM
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Klein bottles are philosophers?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 12:55 PM
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Who are you, the Flickr police?

Stop oppressing me with your essentialism!


Posted by: zadfrack | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 1:02 PM
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With what shall I oppress you?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 1:14 PM
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Take it easy on Ben, Zad -- his essentialism's all he's got left!


Posted by: Clownaesthesiologist | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 1:17 PM
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I feel kinda guilty about implicitly criticizing De Beauvoir.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 1:22 PM
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A mac can do anything, Clownae. You put a bunch of images in a folder and it makes a little slide show. With little Ken Burns-style pulls and zooms on the images

With newly-written but authentic-sounding incidental music, to tug at your heartstrings, and do your feeling for you, as Dwight Macdonald used to say?


Posted by: I don't pay | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 1:43 PM
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So it's not philosophy, but the link to a version of Lament for the Makers in the Making Light comments is really worth reading.

Death sovran is of all the tubez,
Of rich, of poor, of l33t, of n00bz;
No mortal shal escaip his eyis:
IM IN UR BASE KILIN UR GUYZ.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 1:59 PM
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59: I wish my computer would do my feeling for me. Then, with my servants to do the living, and Greyhound to do the driving, I'd be all set.


Posted by: mcmc | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 2:13 PM
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Kant: UR NOT THE LEGISLATOR OF ME
IRRATIONAL PEOPLE SUCK


Posted by: marcus | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 2:20 PM
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Bratman: I CAN HAS PLANS?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 2:21 PM
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Grice: XLNT HANDRITIN


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 2:22 PM
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I was thinking about putting a 17th-C. English philosopher up with text like "I FEAR I SHALL NEVER MASTER THIS ACCURSED SYNTAX" but my knowledge of the Enlightenment is not nearly plentiful enough that it would have a chance of being actually clever.


Posted by: Clownaesthesiologist | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 2:24 PM
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54: They're Zen.


Posted by: Anarch | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 2:40 PM
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grice: IM SKETCHIN UR WIFE or IM WIT UR KID, TEACHIN THEORY OF TYPES


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 2:54 PM
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Rousseau: RESPECT MAH AUTONOMAH
Galileo: RTFS


Posted by: Wade | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 3:17 PM
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One more from me: The Death of Socrates.


Posted by: zadfrack | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 3:27 PM
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Unless you're at Rutgers, you probably don't recognize these three. But the photo just cried out for the caption.


Posted by: zadfrack | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 3:54 PM
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And this is more a lolgician but:

Cantor: U CALL TAHT NFINTY? LOLZ


Posted by: Anarch | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:02 PM
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Gödel: IM IN UR AXIOMS EXPANDIN YR SETZ


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 06- 7-07 6:04 PM
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