We're linking approvingly to Fark now? That's worse than LB's "you don't have to read the archives".
Labs is banned.
Dude, don't claim you didn't laugh at Kennedy getting shot.
"Invisible exit strateegery" is pretty awesome, too.
Taft and Gore are funny. Otherwise I stand confirmed in my belief that the lolcats phenomenon was only funny enough for six or seven repeats.
This is great. It's not so much lolcats as just a grab-bag of caption catchphrases.
All you effete bourgeois tools can sniff at Fark, but that's just why you keep losing elections.
IM ALL UP IN UR LOLCATS PERPETUATIN YR SEXIZM
8: So is Hollywood, but I still watch movies.
This is sexist, as well as being horrifying and about seventy kinds of NSFW, but I still find myself unable to stop browsing that site.
Not sure if that's relevant.
Sexist.
Not to mention racist -- what is it with the chocklit joke?
11: I need to trust that you mean what you say when you say NSFW.
I've never seen reptotica before.
Me either. If somebody hadn't misspelled "Herpes" in another thread I might have yet avoided it.
11 is just, well, goodness, human desires are diverse.
Wow, how close we came to missing greatness. Ships passing in the night.
The drawings are far from the worst part. (really, nobody click on that. Maybe Apo. Nobody else. It's just... yeah, sorry. NSFW, obviously)
11 is just, well, goodness, human desires are diverse.
Indeed. And I can't decide whether this is sexist or not.
Neither link, of course, is safe for work.
It kind of looks like viscera. Is it a penis of some sort?
An iguana penis, yes. If you really don't find that creepy, just take a minute to imagine people masturbating to it.
Good god. Is there a way to clear your browser history, but for your mind?
That would be strange, but why would you think people at that site would? The majority of the site doesn't seem prurient.
I'd rather have people jacking off to an iguana than to a lot of porn, actually.
Second link in 20: not sexist.
The herpy site links I've clicked through are funny, actually.
If you look at the main gallery index, it's pretty clear that all of the categories involve images of snakes mating. Now, I wouldn't like to speculate on whether the fans of this site were simply scholars of or turned on by snake sexuality---but they are interested...
I'm assuming the name is derivative of "Furries," which implies... well, it implies something. Something I find pretty creepy. But 60% of high school girls jerked off the family dinosaur, so I guess I'm just a prude.
JM, frankly, aspects of it seem less than scholarly.
Yeah, never mind. I apparently managed to click on the non-snake-fucking links. Just my luck, I guess.
Wait: does this mean we've discovered a new level of the Geek Hierarchy?
I don't know why, but the snake fuckers really just don't bother me nearly as much as the furries.
Or rather, they don't bother me at all. They're just funny.
Although this is frankly hilarious.
41.---I'm sure there's a scholar out there somewhere who could do something with that.
43: I could see a close reading of this.
what about the 60% of jr high girls who do something with the dog? is taht this site thats a joek at.
43.---Oh, man. I haven't looked at much slash before, and I just don't know how people don't die of embarrassment.
Godzilla's mouth twitched. "Nobody will give you any shit about it in a place like this. You're in a fetish club. I get so many people off because I'm a real lizard. These feet -" he pointed at them, "-have been cummed on, licked, sucked and humped more times than I can count. Once, I had eight guys shoving their dicks between all of my toes and we did a foot bukkake. I like it. That's why I come here."
I'm sure I don't know what you mean, JM.
And then readers actually make comments! In public!
Including one who gets pedantic about the number of toe-crevices Godzilla actually has available for foot bukkake. So awesome.
I didn't get to that point in the text, though. Too embarassed. I did, however, skip down to the comments to discover that somebody actually quibbled with the best way to have Godzilla bukkake-orgies. My god, people are strange.
Great minds find the same things utterly mystifying.
I've linked to that Roy Orbison/clingfilm/terrapin fetish site before, right?
Although I have no idea if you linked it here.
There's really no need - identifying it kind of sums it up. (Well, except for the fact that one of the stories was set in orbit.) When someone showed me that, I gave up on looking for weird things online. There just wasn't going to be anything to beat it.
Also, the british PM with the "u dONt know who I WUZ", i totally knew who he wuz. I rule.
I's seriously gots no time to read through this or the LOL philosophers thread to see if I am pwnd, utterly pwnd, but I just stumbled across this relatively relevant link, and I thought it would at least make w-lfs-n happy (of course he's probably already seen it, punk).
60: Like I said, Sifu, I's gots no time. If you're going to assert pwnage, you must provide a link. Punk.