I thought you were against outing, ogged. Or did you clear this with Labs first?

Candy garter? Yeesh.

2 recapitulates my reaction pretty well.

Sounds like a waste of bad candy.

My eyes completely skipped over the word "candy on my first reading. Given that, his behavior doesn't seem so bad. Candy garters are designed to be removed with the mouth, I would suppose. With a regular garter I agree it would have been inappropriate.

Could this be what it looks like? Search for the name of the teacher, Coogle. Also note that the high school in question is in Kentucky.

It probably couldn't be, I now see, because the person in that profile is only 3 years younger than the teacher in question.

Honi soit qui mal y pense.

Neil's been doin' the Coogle Google.

Won't everyone be embarrassed when it's revealed that both parties are double amputees, and the guy was just trying to help?

Actually, the man was simply trying to help the young lady out. Wearing a garter--much less a candy garter--at prom is appalling. Probably he simply had his hands full. Of his cock. But, still.