That's nice. We don't hear enough these days about the accomplishments of white men. But what's the "traithlon"? Is that a track-and-field event for traitors?

Triathlon: the new trophy bride.

Seconding politicalfootball, what's traithlete?

In Lur that's how they spell it.

The traithlete is an anglicization of the treiflete, who in shtetl days would compete against neighboring villages to see which pious Jew could eat the most pork.