The latest accessory for the new iPood.

It would suck to get poo germs on your pristine white ipod.

I'm pretty sure germs are small enough that the color wouldn't be effected (depending, of course, on the means of germ application).

You could buy the black iPod and eat accordingly.

The iPood?

5: For sale on Standpipe's blog! Limited supply! Six months same-as-cash! Buy now!

iPwned.

Speaking of full of shit.

I play only scat music on my new iPood.

I'm pretty sure germs are small enough that the color wouldn't be effected

Holy crap. It's like sighting the loch ness monster.

What I meant is that the germs wouldn't bring any color into being.

I can't believe no one spotted that.

11: Right. My poo-filled bunghole, you did.

DOODs.

I'll push as many scatological puns through this thread as I have to, people.

12: I let it pass because I was still feeling virtuous about restraining myself from pointing out on the other thread that little bitchery isn't proper bile.

You let it pass because your vowels were loose, you mean.

Not even bilious bitchery?

Y'all are such chickenshits. You can't let Ben pass this stuff.

I figured ben had a vowel movement.

Pwnd by 17, Stan.

21: Yes, but I thought ben was without error. Turns out he's not of the incontinental philosophers.

It's called . . . the iRistocrat!

The New iPood: You're Just Gonna Shit.

Shit, connected to a mono-block 1000-watt(RMS) amp, the new iPood plays like thirty goddamn brown notes.

Is it backward-compatible?

The means of producing a brown note were known to Robertson Davies.