My official position is that the couple in question new perfectly well what was going on.
Their official positions were more amusing.
What I'm wondering is which one worked on the hill?
Only a monk would have the self control not to give the rooftop crowd a thumbs up after he was finished, and this guy was probably not a monk. Or have you left out some details?
We did all wave and clap when they were done, hoping they could see/hear us.
What's so surprising about the post-coital towel?
Why do you say they should close their blinds? Was it offensive to you?
Nobody expects the nearish exhibition!
6 - Well, it wasn't just a post-coital towel. The guy had to stop a few times when they changed positions and stuff to towel off in the middle. Kind of a sweaty guy, you see. What was most amusing about the post-coital towel, though, was just how cheesy/tacky/porny it was.
7 - No, it was a mental note to close my blinds so that I don't ever become the source of a roof party's entertainment.
What do you have against entertaining rooftop parties?
10.1: that's awfully gentlemanly of him. Noted!
how cheesy/tacky/porny it was.
Dude, sometimes people get sweaty.
Dude, sometimes people get sweaty.
Let's speculate on Matt F's daintiness.
So B likes the porny towel-off and Ben likes to have sex in public. Now we just need to find them a rooftop party to entertain.
You're a hairy guy, Ogged. Don't pretend you don't know about the towel.
I'm amused that B the sex maven doesn't even recognize what the objection is.
He practically is a towel, why would he?
18: That's why I asked, but Becks did not confirm that there was some money shot thing going on.
And hey, whatever, if there is, people play psychosexual games, you know. Not everyone sticks to strict missionary position with the lights off, you know.
21: Helpful corrections I'd imagine.
Ah, of course. Nothing says hott like being corrected during fornication.
strict missionary position
Is this when the convert is supposed to understand and believe the doctrine rather than simply perform the rituals?
23: "depends what was me it for in"?
Becks is selfish and won't share. This is how capitalism came to be. Because of selfish people like Becks who want to take without giving.
Becks, if you let everyone in your neighborhood watching you have sex, inequality could be eliminated forever. But you don't care.
Becks, if you let everyone in your neighborhood watching you have sex post on unfogged, inequality could be eliminated forever. But you don't care.
29: n s/b t, t s/b n
And on that note, I am going the fuck to bed.
Now someone needs to go find the sex blog post corresponding to this one. "Our plan worked perfectly last night. X and I put on quite the show for the folks at the roof party across the street..."
And hey, whatever, if there is, people play psychosexual games, you know.
I knew memorizing ogged's sexual preferences would have some application.
I'll bet you've got that link delicious'ed, Ben.
Definitive proof that if Ogged doesn't keep a towel on hand, he's a cad.
Yeah, I agree with Saiselgy, except I'd have an extra 'k' in there. Although I don't have any curtains at my bedroom window, and that's (mostly) out of being too crap/lazy to replace a broken blind.
sweat is good when you're having sex. It's no time to be squeamish about getting wet. You should aim for that sucking sound when the bodies pull apart.
If I'm having sex, the last thing I want to hear is the sound of me losing my job to some Mexican
You know the nerd factor is high when a description of two bodies glistening with sweat during hot sex is converted into a reference to an obscure mid 1990s Gore/Perot debate.
Marcus, you, sir, are no John Emerson.
32: Ogged's preferences and non-preferences continue to surprise me. I would have expected the opposite listing. I think I have the impression that ogged is more fastidious than he really is.
Hey, I paid for this microphone, Mr. Gonerill.
40 - Or maybe it's because he's so fastidious that it seems so transgressive and, therefore, hott.
You know what's transgressive? The two-t'd "hott." And yet, not hot. That and "hella" are the two things I hold against GA.
Excellent Vegas photos, Becks. But the absence of photos from last night is disappointing.
A young, over-paid gay couple with whom I used to be pretty good acquaintances had a fancy-schmancy Pentagon City apartment at the time of the 9/11 attacks. That evening, as they sat out on their expansive balcony and talked, they realized that there was a sniper patrolling the roof of the building across the street and that he was looking their way. They immediately pushed the throttle from 'quiet conversation' to 'anal penetration' for said sniper's entertainment. It was all very weird and porny to hear them talk about it but they swore extravagantly that he stood there, 50 or 75 yards away and a couple stories up, and watched them the whole time.
32: Huh, I've never even heard of facials. For some reason I find this fact hysterically funny.
Good thing I resisted the joke here, then.
I hadn't seen the term until a couple of years ago either, parsimon.
Only one 'awesome' in this thread - so there IS hope.
Good thing I resisted the joke here, then.
Uh. Yeah. Good thing.
Excellent, though, actually. Funny bone territory, even.
They immediately pushed the throttle from 'quiet conversation' to 'anal penetration' for said sniper's entertainment.
My god, I love these people.
50 - Tim's comment (43) has an 'awesome' carefully hidden in it.
I thought this was regular stuff in New York and other big cities. During law school, I lived at the NYU law school dorms one summer. That roof seemed to get a lot of action.
What is the proper thing for Becks to do? Is it like the Met? Small donations welcome?
They immediately pushed the throttle from 'quiet conversation' to 'anal penetration' for said sniper's entertainment.
What other settings does that throttle have?
"Slap fight", "high-stakes poker", "open-mouth kissing" and "marmalade".
and even a surprise ending
Curious that nobody's asked what this was.