You'll always be patient #1 to us, big guy.
1: IOT sees you from across the sweep of the archives.
I didn't know foot-and-mouth was transmitted by the fecal-oral route.
It is when you've stuck your foot in someone's ass, or your own mouth, immediately before the analingus.
Foot and mouth disease seems so perfectly FL-ish, no?
Dear god, an outbreak of strong probability? Duck and cover your head.