Their eyes are very close together.
Admit it, Ned, you still want to fuck him.
See? Di Kotimy can be honest about it, Ned, why not you?
Kid needs a haircut.
Probably isn't even circumcised.
7: my god, that's completely disgusting. You're beyond the pale, even for this cesspit.
No, androgynous is when you'd guess the person could either be male or female. I definitely thought that kid was female. Until I read the last line, I thought the other kid was the boy.
Sifu, the split personality thread is still somewhere on the front page.
My first guess as to which was the boy and which was the girl turned out to be precisely wrong.
That's a five year old? Holy shit.
I fear the five-year-old will just miss being gorgeous, leading her to be annoyed with her older brother.
Yeah, and she'll spend her teen years sitting in her bathtub of champagne, dabbing at her tears with $100 bills.
Champagne s/b GHB. Tears s/b vomit.
Unfortunately, my terms of parole won't allow me to comment on this thread.
Note to government: Everyone is kidding.
13: Little kid blond. I'm darkhaired, and so's Buck now, what there is of it, but Newt's almost that blond. He won't be as an adult, though, I'd bet.
19- Really, even that old? I have the same situation- Wife, I, and 1st kid are all dark haired, 2nd kid totally blond, but he's not even one yet.
Newt's five and darkening a bit, but he's still a real blond. My dad's darkish medium brown as an adult, and says that his mother reacted to his hair changing color when he got back from the Army -- 20 to 22 was the difference between still blond and really brown.
They're both beautiful little kids, and you people all suck.
My beard has developed a blond streak in the past few years. I don't know what this means, but I'm pretty sure I'm not five again.
22: enough with the pedophilia jokes, B.
B is just happy there's a kid out there with longer hair than PK.
Maybe your hair is just fading, Sifu. With [dark chords] age!
yeah, I think that's probably it. But it's definitely turning blond instead of white or grey, so: neat!
I remember Cindy doing a hair dye commercial in which she talked about that magical, multilayered hair color that only little kids have, and her kids were in the commercial, and she bends over and touches their gorgeous, shimmering, magical hair, and the look on her face was something like real jealousy. I didn't notice it before I saw that commercial, but now, whenever I'm around little kids, I'm constantly startled and amazed by the gorgeousness of their hair.
When I was little, I wondered why adults were always tousling my big blond mane. I think that's why.
That may have all sounded very creepy. I didn't mean it to. Little kids=beautiful. You'll hear no other such sentiment from me for at least a year.
Gosh, they are gorgeous. Although the girl has big ears and like someone else said, probably won't be as gorgeous as her brother. But she has a better name. Presley ffs? I met a baby (boy) recently called Memphis - they'd make a good pair.
25: Actually, PK's hair is longer judging by that photo. Also wavier and much, much more tangled. But yeah, as the mother of a cute boy with long hair, y'all need to just lay the fuck off. They're *little kids*. Surely they should be as safe from random grossness by internet strangers as your average high school girl.
re: 29
My beard has quite a bit of blonde in it that it didn't have before. It happens, I think. It's not white or grey -- I have those too but they look very different.
Also, her kids are beautiful looking kids, by any standard.
whenever I'm around little kids, I'm constantly startled and amazed by the gorgeousness of their hair
I would so love to be able to swap hair with my oldest son. Unbelievably thick and shiny, and a much prettier shade of red than mine ever was.
I think we should rank all the commenters' children in order of cuteness.
That seems cruelly unfair, given the circumstances. Just because Sally and Newt are cuter than everyone else's kids doesn't make them better people. (Actually, the competition is pretty intense.)
32: assuming that the likelihood that Cindy Crawford will find this thread, multiplied by the likelihood that she would let her kids read it, multiplied by the likelihood that they would want to read it in any case, multiplied by the likelihood that they would get the jokes, multiplied by the likelihood that they would ever give a shit what us random losers on the internet think even for a second equals zero, to a very, very high degree of precision, I think they are safe from it. So yay!
Confidential to Cindy's kids: you know we're joking, right? Also, you still bringing that blow to the Wiggles concert? I got my fuckin' jones on.
My dad's mostly grey now, but his hair seemed like it faded from a light reddish brown through blond. Except for the white streak at the front, which showed up around his 26th birthday, coincidentally shortly after he married.
34: Very true. That kid has the kind of color that, if you could bottle it, would make you a billionaire.
My ex's kids had this remarkable gold hair. It wasn't brown or blond; it was almost metallic, it was so golden. Handsome critters, too.
For what it's worth, B, I was totally kidding about the haircut.
38: That's kind of not the point, you know. Whether or not they're likely to read it, it's still pretty gross to say things like that about kids.
I have great hear becase I almost there never wash it with soap or shampoo. Hair care products kill.
Whether or not they're likely to read it, it's still pretty gross to say things like that about kids.
This is why we need a .kdz TLD so badly. For the children.
47: Perv. But in this case, you're hassling me, who you know, rather than PK, and that *is* an important distinction.
43: and being gross was, in fact, the point. Because being gross is fun when it doesn't hurt anybody. Like it didn't this time.
Comity!
it's still pretty gross to say things like that about kids
Improved that for you, B.
Some of you have ugly kids, but I'm not going to say who.
52: Don't go getting all nuancey on me, B. It's almost drinking time.
I've met PK; can I make fun of him directly?
54: Yes, you may. He certainly did you at the time, no?
Whoah there! Sanctity of off blog felonies, B.
My sister and my brother kept their blond hair from childhood. My darkened into a burgundy-silver-red-mahogany thing. Go figure.
Excessive masturbation, probably.