Since my in-laws are in SF instead of Vegas for the weekend, this might be a good time to execute some thermonuclear social realignment in, say, the 20-megaton range.
Why are they adults only? It would be fabulous to be able to breastfeed poolside in Vegas, man.
Why are they adults only? It would be fabulous to be able to breastfeed poolside in Vegas
Dudes aren't going to pay 50 bucks to watch you breastfeed. Well, some might, but man that'd be creepy.
Bill Simmons wrote about this a few weeks ago. Don't bother looking for it.
Most pools are topless. That's why they're not safe in lightning storms.
I don't go to topless pools. I make my own.
Yes, I knew about them but didn't go. When we went to the Mirage to see the Siegfried and Roy tiger habitat, we discovered that it was only separated from the topless pools by a grove of trees. We could have jaunted over there but, alas, we had to go to Thunder From Down Under instead. Also, most of the people at the topless pool weren't the people you would have wanted there, from what I hear. Which would have included Ellie and me had we gone.