What he should have done:
"Please spell your name for the record."
"C-U-slash-L-L-Y V-A-slash-L-E, your honor."
Oh man, the coach is totally going to punch him in the brain.
One awesome feature of today's comic is that Gil appears in silhouette but for a glowing "M" on his jacket.
Geeze, I hadn't read Thorpe yet today. Way to spoil it....
6: I will accept possible pwnage in the archives here, but not by XKCD, which is clearly a different joke.
The occasional death of a minor is a small price to pay for hour after hour of high-quality backyard wrestling DVD action. Fortunately it appears that most of Milford understands this.
Labs, I would never have suspected you of being a Vince McMahon apologist.
I'm not happy with "Owen Hart" in the title of this post, mostly because it wasn't wrestling, per se, that killed him. Is Cully Vale an anagram or something for Lionel Tate?