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But! Compare: 1, 2.


Posted by: Matt F | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 5:28 PM
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You're a good man, Ficke.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 5:29 PM
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Though perhaps indifference is even worse.


Posted by: Matt F | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 5:29 PM
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Is that the twist of the knife or the stab in the back?


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 5:30 PM
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Life is pain, Highness.


Posted by: Not Prince Hamlet | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 5:31 PM
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You get a hit with this! Don't look too closely.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 5:32 PM
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3 crossed with 2. Really, though, think of all the people who write love letters to convicted felons. You don't want that kind of love.


Posted by: Matt F | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 5:37 PM
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So Krauthammer has sycophants and you have a tiny coterie of devotees.

I have bib0cierced.


Posted by: Jesurgislac | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 5:38 PM
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But ogged, all of these could have been yours if your life had taken a different path. There's still hope!


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 5:38 PM
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Apparently AWB also stands for "Average White Band." At first glance, I was so excited!


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 5:44 PM
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Meanwhile, "I hate AWB" only draws links referring to "Auto White Balance" and "Advance Wars Bunker". You and the band should both be happy.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 5:47 PM
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One more point - note the common element in both these comments.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 5:48 PM
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Shit, Ogged, at least my two hits aren't by my own damn commenters.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 5:54 PM
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Yeah, even Farhad Manjoo's attention didn't get the Washington Post to comment favorably on this site's proprietor.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 5:56 PM
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I have to admit that I have come to rather love Farhad Manjoo's column as a result of his link, btw.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 5:57 PM
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Plus, 14 means I've got *four* hits. Take that, Ogged.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 5:58 PM
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This also means Ogged isn't making the right enemies.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 6:02 PM
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I rule.


Posted by: SEK | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 6:14 PM
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Pikers.


Posted by: TJ | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 6:17 PM
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I didn't want to have to tell you guys, but I am Trader Joe. You all owe me for my fine selection of boxed, frozen, and fermented, goods.


Posted by: TJ | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 6:18 PM
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17: Enemies nothin.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 6:23 PM
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Interestingly, this is close than I'd have thought: 1,2.


Posted by: TJ | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 6:26 PM
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Also, more than one of those Krauthammer hits is sarcastic.


Posted by: Hamilton-Lovecraft | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 6:33 PM
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Whereas the majority of the Ogged hits contain a comma between the words "love" and "ogged".

The only person who truly loves Ogged is someone named "Hellblazer". I suppose it could be worse.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 6:35 PM
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Ahem.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 6:37 PM
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Also.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 6:38 PM
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You people are fucking pathetic.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 6:38 PM
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27 sounds very unchristlike.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 6:41 PM
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Teo has a board devoted to his fans on deviantart.com, and he asks us for dating advice?


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 6:44 PM
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You've clearly never interacted with those deviantart chicks.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 6:48 PM
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28: Yeah, well, I'm not feeling very Christlike. If I may share today's tremendous fucking irritation, our fridge went on the fritz last night. As soon as I got a free minute today, I went on Craigslist and found a perfect replacement for $150, two fucking blocks away. But because I was on daddy duty and couldn't leave the house for the afternoon, I missed being able to buy it by ten fucking minutes. So now I have to drive across town to get another one while Game One of the fucking World Series is in progress. Jesus fucking baby-raping Christ on a fucking stick. I hate everything.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 6:52 PM
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Ugh, Jesus, I'm sorry.

You couldn't just stuff the kids into the dead refrigerator and go get the new one knowing they were all safely contained?


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 6:56 PM
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Jesus fucking baby-raping Christ on a fucking stick.

Speaking of which, have we discussed Alan Placa?


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 6:57 PM
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The reason I love Teo's teaching method is that he engages a familiar and old part of my brain.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 6:57 PM
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I'm available for private tutoring . . . laydeez.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 6:59 PM
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ha ha , I always rely on google to remedy my feelings of unloved-ness.


Posted by: Lucy | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 7:43 PM
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*sob*


Posted by: Hamilton-Lovecraft | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 9:14 PM
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Oh, wow. Has anyone actually looked at the results for the Krauthammer search?

This is just amazing.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 9:19 PM
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I love Charles Krauthammer.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 9:20 PM
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Huh, so SB is the Christ.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 9:22 PM
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The Sox are up 12 in the 6th. There's love to spare.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 9:24 PM
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This Jesus will not do
Either for Englishman or Jew.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 9:25 PM
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But you know, all God's critters got a place in the choir, even Charles Krauthammer, with whom I would not rule out having buttsex.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 9:25 PM
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Blake quotes should really go in the other thread, but it seems more apposite here.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 9:25 PM
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Everyone needs a truck full of me!

I am worth it? Certainly!


Posted by: feldspar | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 9:32 PM
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That depends. Plagioclase or K-spar?


Posted by: Merganser | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 9:46 PM
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Don't try to pigeonhole me.


Posted by: feldspar | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 9:54 PM
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Okay, first of all I'm not into interspecies sex...


Posted by: Merganser | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 9:58 PM
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Speciesist.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 10:00 PM
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Okay, first of all I'm not into interspecies sex...

This brings to mind two different Far Side panels which I won't describe out of common courtesy.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 10:00 PM
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Nor, for that matter, will I describe them out of any other consideration.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 10:01 PM
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You have no idea how often I hear that...


Posted by: feldspar | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 10:01 PM
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52 to 48


Posted by: feldspar | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 10:02 PM
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Interspecies sex is nothing. What word is used to describe sex between an animal and a plant, an animal and a mineral, or a plant and a mineral? Because Merganser and feldspar's relationship would qualify.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 10:02 PM
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Interkind sex.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 10:03 PM
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What word...?

Awesome.


Posted by: feldspar | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 10:04 PM
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Sex between children is no laughing matter, Ben.


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 10:04 PM
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55 is two words, so clearly fails.


Posted by: feldspar | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 10:05 PM
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Interkind sex.

If I had known the title was in German I never would have watched the movie.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 10:05 PM
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In German, there is no distinction between sexual intercourse and sex trafficking.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 10:07 PM
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Sex between children is no laughing matter, Ben.

Ben is a scarecrow in ze interkindergarten. No one's going to have sex, AWB.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 10:07 PM
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Now, sex through children, there's a laughing matter.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 10:08 PM
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Wunderkind sex is preferable to the type listed above.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 10:08 PM
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It's good to see you expanding your already substantial casuistic interests, Ned.


Posted by: Merganser | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 10:09 PM
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I'm sure you've all been wondering how the fridge saga turned out. So. I have a new fridge. The first thing I did after plugging it in was put a bottle of gin in the freezer. I don't hate everything anymore.

And Gagne didn't fuck up this time. Things are looking up.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 10:09 PM
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Whoa, Merganser, I have no memory of that thread at all. And I have no idea what I meant by comment 44.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 10:10 PM
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42 to 65.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 10:13 PM
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Charles Krauthammer, with whom I would not rule out having buttsex.

Standpipe, I didn't even know you owned a rusty, spiked strap-on dildo.


Posted by: Hamilton-Lovecraft | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 10:14 PM
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Having now inspired someone to google "precautionary principle" "bestiality", I can end my career in triumph.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 10:15 PM
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69: I eagerly await the posthumous publication of your first chapbook of poetry.


Posted by: Invisible Adjunct | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 10:20 PM
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Actually, I googled "Singer bestiality." Keep working!


Posted by: Merganser | Link to this comment | 10-24-07 10:22 PM
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10. They were a great band though. nattarGcM will be along shortly to explain in more detail, since they're from his neck of the woods.


Posted by: OneFatEnglishman | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 2:00 AM
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In German, there is no distinction between sexual intercourse and sex trafficking

Huhhh? Geschlechtsverkehr versus Sexgewerbe or Menschenhandel


Posted by: Knecht Ruprecht | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 5:28 AM
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It's ok, KR.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 10:35 AM
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Was there a joke I missed or something? That's been known to happen.


Posted by: Knecht Ruprecht | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 10:54 AM
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There wasn't a joke, no, but it wasn't a seriously-intended statement. I just had the thought, hey, Verkehr means traffic.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 11:05 AM
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Hey KR, last night you said that you sent me an e-mail, but I haven't received it. Could you resend it? You might have forgotten the 1 in the address. I missed out on being the first bostoniangirl with a yahoo e-mail address.

My e-mail is bostoniangirl1 at yahoo dot com


Posted by: Bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 11:11 AM
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BG: Will do, if I still have it.


Posted by: Knecht Ruprecht | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 12:24 PM
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I re-sent it, BG, but the address was right the first time. Have you checked your spam folder lately?


Posted by: Knecht Ruprecht | Link to this comment | 10-25-07 2:08 PM
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