The only bad thing about that costume is that now the owner of that RealDoll isn't going to be able to bring himself to fuck it ever again. Wait, maybe that isn't such a bad thing...
As a person who was born feet-first, I'm offended.
When you decide on that costume, you've clearly already come to peace with the fact that you aren't taking anybody home from the Halloween party.
It's perfect as pictured, but would it work when she was just walking around? It's just not designed well for trick or treating, is all I'm saying.
Seems like it would work pretty well, people just might have trouble figuring out what it's supposed to be.
people just might have trouble figuring out what it's supposed to be.
I see we have different definitions of 'work pretty well' when it comes to costumes.
I was just thinking in terms of ease of movement.
"Wow! Is that woman walking on her hands?! Wait. Wait. No."
On the subway last weekend I saw someone wearing a burqa with a "Miss Saudi Arabia 2007" sash and a tiara. He looked like he was terrified of getting beat up.
Why is childbirth gonna offend the Catholics? We're all worshipping the virgin Mary and everything.
Medium gross? The picture below the fold?
I marvel.
I think he means the link with the priest + small boy costume, which we saw three years ago, not the childbirth one in this post.
I marvel.
Don't tempt me, parsimon.
#14: By people dressed as the Saudi religious police, no doubt.
Apo, what's marvelous is the idea that someone might actually wear that thing to a party. It's more than medium gross from that perspective. Seems to me.
Maybe I don't go to the right kinds of halloween gatherings.
Maybe I don't go to the right kinds of halloween gatherings.
Peppers and Pollywogs is there to help.
15: My dad told me last week that he refuses to see Almodovar's films because "he made a movie about priests molesting children."
Uh, Dad, I said, why shouldn't he?
Because it's a Horrible Thing.
Well yes, but what's wrong with people making art that shows how and why?
Are his films *condemning* it? He asks.
Jeez, Dad, no--he made a pro-molestation movie!
I didn't actually say that. I also didn't point out that he'd watch a movie about war, or the Holocaust. My dad's a fucking freak, man.
Jeez, Dad, no--he made a pro-molestation movie!
And you know why? Because he has GUTS.
Eh, I didn't press the issue because the priest/pedophile movie revolves around a transsexual, and if Dad watched it his head would explode.
Yeah, break him in gently with Hedwig and the Angry Inch first.
No, no, first To Wong Fu, then Priscilla, then Hedwig and the Angry Inch, and finally you take your dad to an RHPS show.
Walking around with an entire doll's head between your legs might cause some chaffing. I really hope this person is a circus performer and can travel reasonable distances on their hands.
Apropos inappropriate, which one of you sick fucks wants to be the first to make a joke about the GHB-contaminated children's toys?
Why is childbirth gonna offend the Catholics? We're all worshipping the virgin Mary and everything.
B is Catholic? This is incredibly wrong.
27: Ha! I blogged it last night, Ruprecht.
B has a barrel of miscellaneous opinions and attitudes, Stras. She contains multitudes.
29: When I wrote "Which one of you sick fucks...", I was thinking "OK, Apostropher..."
We're all worshipping the virgin Mary and everything.
No! You *venerate* the Virgin Mary. "Worshipping" is an anti-Catholic slur! It happens to be an accurate slur in many cases IMO, but it's a slur nonetheless.
break him in gently with Hedwig and the Angry Inch
That fruit practically picks itself.
Where'd you find that picture, ogged? Is there a link I missed somewhere?