I hope someone films some counterattack ads. Black & white slow-mo of the kids' mouths as they speak, as a questioning, concerned voice intones slurs against them.
"Picked last at dodgeball. The last person you should believe."
My favorite is that little girl at the end of the Edwards ad: "John Edwards is a total loser."
"John Edwards has a 26,000 sq. ft. air conditioner . . . the biggest air conditioner in the world."
But where does he keep it?
The best part is the idiots whining over the heartless exploitation of children. I'm sure they're so torn up they'll just call the kids' houses and leave death threats again...
That's so awesome. I wonder if the statemens the kids are saying are things that were really said by Freepers on message boards or something. Which would make it even more excellent.
4: In the very center of his $26,000 hair, of course.