Want to add a "possibly NSFW" tag to that?!
There's something wrong with that orangutan.
I'm sure Ogged is delighting in the recent comments sidebar:
Gswift Does Get Laid
Sometimes!
That picture is exhibit A when I get around to suing my mother for the emotional damage inflicted by my home life.
I feel worse for your sister, who had to hold the dog down.
9: Wow, that makes me extremely curious about the picture. I'm still going to wait until I get home to look at it, though.
What's surprising is that I've heard girls are more curious about that sort of thing, and that most of them have at some time experimented with the family dog.
Right?
So now creepy old men all over the internet will be perving on our G's now-hairy ass. That's sick.
We're over a dozen comments, and no one has made the obvious "screwed the pooch" joke?
14: You can't be two quick about screwing the pooch. It's unprofessional.
Gswift Does Get Laid
Sometimes!
And, as seen in this picture, while Balancing.
So now creepy old men all over the internet will be perving on our G's now-hairy ass. That's sick.
Not as sick as something I just thought of.
Dogs can't use the internet, apopto.
19-20: too easily distracted. They'd always try to chase the e-mailman.
All OK domestically KR?
I appreciate your concern. Fleur and I are working through some issues. I have the unfogged-related deception to atone for, and this has damaged my trustworthiness more generally in her eyes.
KR, you should email gswift. He knows a thing or two about being in the doghouse.
Anyone else hear Mr. Rogers in the post body?
KR, you should email gswift. He knows a thing or two about being in the doghouse.
That made me laugh.
I tip my hat to any man who gets his wife to write to the paper to tell the world how often he gets laid.
who gets his wife to write to the paper
Sexist, Will.
22: Hopefully the voluntary decision to come clean helps to mitigate that somewhat. Hang in there and accept the opportunity to atone gratefully, because it is a gift.
I just came across a series of emails from several months ago from someone who'd done something hurtful but went on about how he wanted to work on rebuilidng the friendship, etc. I had said the ball was in his court and he had said he wanted to do whatever it took to make things up to me. The effort to date has involved leaving a voicemail once every few weeks to say, "Hey, a bunch of us are on the way to [local waterning hole] in the next fifteen minutes if you want to join us for a drink."
I mention this because it makes me sad and so I felt like sharing with my imaginary friends. But also just to underscore how much it does take to keep a door open and remind you to be thankful for that gift.
[end sentimental moralizing. resume thread in progress.]
Shit, all paired-off people here know about being in the doghouse, enough to know that men friends for doghouse discussion is the wrong way to go for some time yet. Glad you're not off on a bender is all.
27: I am not sure that this gift is on Knecht's Amazon Wish List,
but this imaginary friend appreciates the insight.