Even more awesomely lame -- I learned this from "The Twenty".

I hope 'smasher and Catherine got theirs fixed.

Tito Fucking Ortiz will be on there? That dude is dumb as a bag of hammers that have been hit in the head with a second bag of hammers.

That dude is dumb as a bag of hammers that have been hit in the head with a second bag of hammers.

Dumber than a bunch of rocks that have been hit with a bag of hammers.

Should the miiidle sentence of post title say "I am fired up"?

No.

Not if it's responding to "You're fired".

you have nose nse of humor ned. Although I gues s not anymore since becks says not to anymore and it's her post so whatever.

geniuse

Dumber than Helen Keller hit in the head with a bag of hammers.

Dumber than giving Helen Keller a bag of hammers and telling her to hit something with them.

Let me know if anyone wants to test this TF2 server.

Dumber than Michael.

The best part of Ty Murray's Celebrity Bull-Riding Challenge was when Stephen Baldwin got trampled.

Brock's Becks-style is strong. Also, it's been too long since we've had Becks-style commenting from Becks.

OMG, I'm so Becks-style tonight I'm not typing Becks-style. You know that point where you've had so much to drink that you stop slurring your words/typoing and such and become coherant again? Hi there!

I went to a dinner party and the host's husband kept plying us with bottle after bottle of wine, after getting us liquored up on pomegranate manhattans during the appetizers, and then brought out six kind of aperitifs over dessert, insisting we try them all. I'm probably passing out soon.

Helen Keller jokes? Please, I love Annie Sullivan who taught Helen Keller the meaning of reference at an outdoor water pump, with the cold spilling over her hands, and the shocked enlightenment, the dawning recognition and all that.

And I had not heard of the bull-riding accident from 14. Video?

Q: what do you get when you mix Hellen Keller and a socialist?

A: a forgotten champion of our nation's working people!

Haha, I love that one.

become coherant again

Uh huh.

aperitifs over dessert

Let me guess, he gave you digestifs before dinner?

Pomegranate... Manhattans? That's like a "Fire Island", maybe?

A manhattan with a bit of grenadine in?

It was something like this.

With fresh pomegranate seeds floated on top. Yum.

Holy crap that's a lot of pom juice.

Note that it sounds delicious, whatever it's called.

Although awfully sweet.

I don't know if he added in the sugar. It might have just been pom juice, bourbon, and bitters.

And I had not heard of the bull-riding accident from 14. Video?

I've been looking, but no luck. Youtube is full of bullriders getting the shit knocked out of them.

1/2 teaspoon superfine granulated sugar
is not that much

People make their own grenadine using 1:1 pomegranate juice:sugar. So using 3:3:1 bourbon:pom:sugar would be like using 1:1 bourbon:not very sweet grenadine. Consider that grenadine is generally used in pretty small quantities. The bourbon is in grave danger of being overpowered.

oops, 30

Every time I've had a pom cocktail, someone has chirruped the health benefits of pomegranate juice.

Oh, I didn't notice that that was 1/2 tsp. So the above is wrong. But still. Pomegranate juice is powerful stuff.

sorry, it was 32

35 then

finally

Jesus christ, read.

Read, 32 would have gone in your anthology, but now you blew it.

I can't remember whether Pom juice is sold under that label in Australia. I guess not.

oh, yeah?

i like 41 even better

Cut it out.

pity, 43 was my lucky No :(

Knock it off, read.

Pastries!

This isn't even worth pastries. It's maybe worth a low-fat Twinkie.

Unfogged co-bloggers: gang-tackling weirdly illiterate-seeming commenters making stupid, thread expanding jokes since just now!

There are low-fat Twinkies?

That's a big low-fat Twinkie.

ENOUGH IDIOCY

INCOHERENT IS FINE THOUGH

13. it's OK to be jealous.

Jealouser than a box of rocks hitting Hellen Keller with rea... my God. Opinionated grandma is right. I am filled with shame.

Will Stephen Baldwin be all "Bad money, I command you to COME OUT of this business! Praise Jesus!" or will he be like Cartman when Cartman became a hellfire-and-brimstone evangelist and be all "And now I am receiving a message directly from Gawd! Gawd is telling me that each and every one of you is to walk up to this stage and give me one dollar! I want everyone to feel the love of Gaaawwdd by coming up here and putting a dollar in the box-uh!"

(My favorite lines from that episode: Butters, noticing that Our L.&S. J.C. has shown up, says "Jesus!" brightly. Cartman, speaking for every televangelist, says, "Uh-oh.")

South Park is frequently extremely good, though when it's not good it's unwatchably awful. I can't recall a South Park that was just "eh" for years. Maybe a couple in the early seasons, though I'm not sure which those would be.

I haven't seen one that was just "eh" for years, but haven't seen one that was good either. Maybe that's just because I only watch the ones that people are all talkin' about, which all turn out to be unwatchably awful.

Looking at the most recent season, I've seen eight or nine of them and only two of them are good, so maybe I need to reconsider my high opinion of the show.

Actually, I'm not even sure about that. I think the Easter one was really good, but don't remember it that well. The Tourette's one is really strong and not just shock humor at all.

Not that I've seen it in years, but i thought south park's problem was that its tasty outer coating concealed a routinely insipid core.

Also off-topic -- for anyone involved in data sets, visualizing them, even if it's only a spreadsheet with 10 entries -- I recommend this website.
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How can it be Manhattan without Vermouth?

You know all of the Unfogged Mix CDs that have been posted? Didn't apo come up with cover art for the mixes at one point? Anyone have a link to that comment?

I would actually appreciate a comment that linked to all the mixes various unfoggeders have put up. c'mon, lazywebness!

This sounds like a task for Ben. Where the heck is he? It's Saturday night--he can't possibly be out.

Yeah, it's stressful to try to catch them all when they happen.

When I downloaded apop's two mixes, each was in a zip file that included cover art.

63 -- It shouldn't be a comment, but some kind of semi-permanent page, to which additional items could be posted. Just suggesting . . .

67 sounds like a very good idea.

I would actually appreciate a comment that linked to all the mixes various unfoggeders have put up. c'mon, lazywebness!

One problem with this is that some people have put their mixes up on services that delete uploads after some period. So it wouldn't actually be permanent.

It could presumably be done, though.

Hey, where'd the condom post go?

Hey, where'd the condom post go?

62: Here ya go.

Y'know, I just now realized that that comment didn't include the artwork I used for nattargcM's mix.

Thanks, Apo!

19: Goddamn, you crack me up, Sifu.