free market sycophant, who's trotted out on TV to manicure the invisible hand every time it chips a nail squashing the poor
Great stuff.
Yeah, I'm really enjoying this. "Penile cleft haircut."
Stuffed with green cards, turned into amnesty pinata.
"If Fox News isn't quite asinine enough for you, just click on over to Headline News, where the CNN brand is eagerly defiling its vestigial credibility by giving an hour a day to the dumbest dumbfuck in dumbfuckistan, Glenn Beck."
This list reminds me that ogged was right: "trolling" should have been the word of the year. (Not because the list is trolling. Because it's full of trolls.)
Well, but that's just true. I'm an insanely implausible Jesus.
"Only supporters left are the ones who would worship a fucking turnip if it promised to kill foreigners."
Reading that sure has put me in the mood for a happy and productive afternoon.
Be your own personal implausible Jesus.
They use the verb "truckle," which is awesome.
The Deryk Schlessinger one is really interesting. I don't blame the kid at all, Dr. Laura followed by the military would produce a prototype of the authoritarian personality. Displaced aggression, etc.
Everything related to certain political movements in the U.S. today is so infected by psychopathology, it's amazing. Why can't we be a normal country where politics is just appropriately boring?
Why can't we be a normal country where politics is just appropriately boring?
My model for this was Belgium, and look how well that turned out.
Sentence: A gradual decline into abject poverty as you continue to vote against your own self-interest. Death by an easily treated disorder that your health insurance doesn't cover. You deserve it, chump.
Okay, crying now.
Why can't we be a normal country where politics is just appropriately boring?
Because Americans think their country has a God-given right to shit on the rest of the world?
Uncle Sam: I shit on the... well, the everybody of this planet.
Awesome. The turnip line was only one of many memorable things in that.