Re: Biggie Smalls

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Why do you think he goes by "Barack" now.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 11:32 AM
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And why do you think Kucinich came up, uh, short?


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 11:35 AM
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I'm sure in a scientific poll like this they made sure the people questioned were assuming all else to be equal. When you bring race into the picture it would trump the name factor, obviously.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 11:36 AM
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I'm gay Dave where it counts, baby.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 11:36 AM
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so what's the implication for Dave Barry?


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 11:37 AM
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What about foreign names like Huedgedik? As in Huedgedik Johnson. I decry the anglocentrisim of this study.


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 11:44 AM
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Dennis the short. It's traditional.


Posted by: md 20/400 | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 11:47 AM
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Hmmm, so maybe this explains why Ray and Dave Davies had such a temptuous relationship.

More seriously WTF would you even ask a question like this for a poll? Is there even any pop mythology that associates name with penis size?


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 11:49 AM
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I notice "John" doesn't appear either on the long- or short-lists.


Posted by: DS | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 11:50 AM
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Is there even any pop mythology that associates name with penis size?

Why not? There's pop mythology associating pretty much everything else with penis size.


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 11:51 AM
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Is there even any pop mythology that associates name with penis size?

Maybe certain names like Kwame and Dikembe. But then there's the confounding factors to consider.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 11:51 AM
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Is there even any pop mythology that associates name with penis size?

There's mythology associating pretty much everything with penis size, innit.


Posted by: DS | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 11:51 AM
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People who cross-post with soup biscuit have bigger penises, for instance.


Posted by: DS | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 11:52 AM
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Now now, DS, pwnage needn't make you irrational.


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 11:56 AM
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Hey, I'm not saying correlation is causation.


Posted by: DS | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 11:57 AM
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Isn't science wonderful? I never would have thought this!


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 11:59 AM
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Isn't science wonderful? I never would have thought this!

You'll note the esteemed investigator carefully avoiding saying bigger than exactly what, lest he get trapped in a falsifiable claim.


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 12:09 PM
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If the question was "bigger than a breadbox" it would be more specific, but less sensitive.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 12:12 PM
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Maybe certain names like Kwame and Dikembe Motumbo.


Posted by: Robust McManlyPants | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 12:20 PM
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Maybe certain names like Kwame and Dikembe Motumbo. Horse.


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 12:22 PM
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Maybe certain names like Kwame and Dikembe Motumbo. Horse Kriston.


Posted by: Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 12:37 PM
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Cry, cry, auto-pwn.


Posted by: Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 12:38 PM
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Maybe certain names like Kwame and Dikembe Motumbo. Horse Kriston. Penismasher.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 12:42 PM
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It was a penisyard smash!


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 12:45 PM
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I rode through the desert on a penis with no name.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 12:45 PM
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But your horse's name is Dave.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 12:49 PM
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I wonder if my horse's penis has a name?


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 12:50 PM
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I know someone named John Thomas. Presumably, his parents had no idea what "John Thomas" means. Google tells me that the name is pretty common; there's even a John Thomas steakhouse. If I went there, could I resist ordering the tube steak while giggling like a six-year-old? I doubt it.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 12:56 PM
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you could christen it, apo


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 12:58 PM
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The same way one christens a ship? The horse might turn ornery.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 1:01 PM
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30: I don't think you need a bottle, apo. Just an exchange of liquid.


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 1:02 PM
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Giddy-up, Dave! We're goin' to Jiffy Lube!


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 1:03 PM
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there's even a John Thomas steakhouse.

Would be even better if they served Spotted Dick.


Posted by: DS | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 1:04 PM
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29: you could christen it apo (strikethoughs don't really work for commas)


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 1:05 PM
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28: I went to school (K-12) with a guy named "John Thomas". Strangely enough, the association never came up, as far as I know.

On the other hand, I also went to school with a guy whose middle name was "Penix".


Posted by: zadfrack | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 1:06 PM
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Could be worse, you could have gone to school with this guy.


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 1:08 PM
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A friend was determined to name her daughter I/ona; alas, her last name was Johnson. She fretted over the issue for months. She finally went with a hyphenated last name, which, frankly, was not much better.


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 1:24 PM
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I/ona John-son? No, not really much better at all.


Posted by: Brock Landers | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 1:27 PM
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Iona Johnson-Holder?


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 1:27 PM
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I/ona Small-Johnson?


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 1:28 PM
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Have you no respect for the power of the googlebots, Ned?


Posted by: Brock Landers | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 1:28 PM
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Oh no!


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 1:29 PM
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I/ona Johnson-Smasher


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 1:31 PM
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When I worked on the college newspaper, we had a guy J/oe E/nis contribute an op-ed piece. Our paper had very strict style guidelines that prescribed middle initials in all bylines. The guy insisted that he didn't have middle name, and therefore could not use a middle initial. I looked him up in the student directory, and sure enough, his full name was "J/oseph P. E/nis".


Posted by: KR | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 1:31 PM
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Also, one of my relatives married into a family named Long, and she had a brother-in-law of the same last name and the first name Fairley.


Posted by: KR | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 1:34 PM
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Iona Newman-Johnson
Iona Gold-Johnson
Iona Johnson-Schlager


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 1:44 PM
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Iona Fawlty-Johnson


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 1:46 PM
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There exist sisters Ina and Ura, surname Dick. Swedish, iirc.


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 1:47 PM
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I/ona Black-Johnson


Posted by: Brock Landers | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 1:48 PM
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Dudes. Fi/sher-Johnson. Ehh, (I said), okay.


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 1:51 PM
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50: Ah, a taxidermist.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 1:53 PM
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There exist sisters Ina and Ura, surname Dick. Swedish, iirc.

I don't think you iirc correctly. I think you're thinking of Ima and Ura Hogg, of the Hogg Oil Dude in Texas.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 1:54 PM
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Ura is apparently mythical.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 1:55 PM
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No, not those ones. Immigrant family I met. It was a very long time ago, so maybe the names weren't that perfect....but they're close, at least.


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 1:58 PM
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Ura is apparently mythical.

Ah, so that can be the name for your horse!


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 1:58 PM
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I think you're thinking of Ima and Ura Hogg, of the Hogg Oil Dude in Texas.

Ima Hogg has donated extensively to the Houston art museum. I'm obviously low-brow for snickering at the "donated by" signs when I was there.


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 2:31 PM
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We know, no joke, a child who shares the relevant name on this dedication page.


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 2:43 PM
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As I have mentioned before, in college I was graded by a dude named Aquinas Hobor, who liked setting extra credit problems involving ML's type system more than he liked designing reasonable methods of assessment.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 2:55 PM
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in college I was graded by a dude

So that's what the kids are calling it these days.


Posted by: Knecht Ruprecht | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 3:12 PM
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re: 59

Apparently even Keynes was doing it [grading], back in the day.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 3:24 PM
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"Aquinas" is a truly vicious name to inflict on a kid. That's "Nigel" to the thousandth power. At least the Harry Dicks of the world can brace themselves for predictable avenues of attack.


Posted by: DS | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 4:16 PM
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This really is the most ridiculous poll. I notice that they don't give any of the actual raw data - one would assume that this is more or less random.


Posted by: Wry Cooter | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 7:06 PM
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My grandmother was friends with a girl named Ima Pearl Button when they were both young. Later, IIRC, Ima raised cats she claimed were part mountain lion and who would gallop around her house leaping tables in a single bound, cats that stood taller than a man's knee, but my grandmother believed Ima to be fibbing about the mountain lion part.


Posted by: Robust McManlyPants | Link to this comment | 02- 4-08 11:07 PM
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I once met someone named something like L/inda M/ay C/ease.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 02- 5-08 11:36 AM
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62: Luddite. Flat-earther. Why do you hate Science?


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 02- 5-08 11:37 AM
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