That's not the ATM version, this would be:
"...A woman told me it was too big for her. I know it's above average size but I'm worried it's too thick...."
Huh, this is the first time I've heard punch used as a euphemism for anonymous gay sex....
"out of which you must get" deserves abuse. Do people really punch each other when they're angry? I don't think about punches when I'm enraged-- too hard on the knuckles, and not really damaging enough to the other guy.
Wow, everything Labs has taught me about locker room etiquette is wrong.
"out of which you must get" deserves abuse.
Cut her some slack. She's Scottish.
5: see this, pal? This is the sort of shite up with which I shall not put.
see this, pal?
You aren't standing at a urinal, are you?
7: as ttaM would tell you, "see this"/"see you"/"see me" is simply a preparatory exclamation which translates as "I am about to say something, so pay attention". "Hwaet" is probably a pretty good equivalent.
She's Scottish
Disagree. No ex-roughneck would take punching seriously enough to think about it. Kicks, blunt objects, and the like are the way to go. Then you take his shoes, pissing on him is childish. Did I mention that our institutional re-org has not been completely smooth?
The main reason I don't believe this question is on the level is that men know that looking at a flaccid penis is really not a good way to compare sizes. If he said, "So I started jerking off this guy in the bathroom so we could compare ourselves while erect, and he tried to have sex with me! Can you believe it?" I'd believe him.
I'm joking, but seriously, do men really compare flaccid penises? Isn't this a flawed way of doing a comparison?
Disagree.
The advice columnist, I mean.
But seriously, do men really compare flaccid penises? Isn't this a flawed way of doing a comparison?
so, you didnt go upstairs at the Flophouse then?
do men really compare flaccid penises?
Surely this is a rhetorical question.
Isn't this a flawed way of doing a comparison?
do men really compare flaccid penises?
Compare them? Damn near killed them!
I've heard that men do this, but, IME, this is an absurd and unscientific way of doing a proper comparison. I believe the terms are "grow-er" and "show-er"?
AWB is quite right. In the classic bonding ritual, penises are lovingly massaged to maximum "impressiveness" before being compared. This guy is clearly an amateur.
17: Maybe this is "European-style." Europeans do everything better. The closest Americans get is Ookie Cookie.
16: It doesn't make any sense to me either.
As to the guy, it sounds like a case of "Why do all these homosexuals keep asking to suck my cock?"
The only thing I learned from Ogged's link is that w-lfs-n is crazed (see 72.)
Yeah, but then Americans don't have to google Ookie Cookie.
AWB:
Is this why Bave told me to "bring the tape" when we come to the Russian baths?
21: I wish they'd call it "Oreo Bukkake," but no one listens to me.
AWB gets it right.
Also, I just got a digital camera, finally. Is that c zero c k at unfogged address still valid?
Do you have some quarrel with my methodology, will?
Is that c zero c k at unfogged address still valid?
No, but I can resurrect it for you, if you like.
That might not be anonymous enough.
Salon sez Ookie Cookie was the most worrisome rumor about pledge life? What lame school did this person go to? In my time (back when we walked uphill both ways to class) the KAs on campus were so widely thought to have carnal knowledge of sheep that when they sent their pledge class to the cafeteria to serenade a special someone, the spontaneous chorus of "BAAAA" drowned them out completely. Kidz these days.
Do you have some quarrel with my methodology, will?
Not really, Ben.
But, next time, ask first.
and try to say "wow, I thought you would be a lot thinner!" a little louder.
Do you have some quarrel with my methodology, will?
I don't see any...method, Colonel...
I'll take Apocolyps Now for $500, Alex!!!
...like a cock, crawling along...the edge of a straight razor...
28: The story I used to hear (about various frats, and probably not true) was that at the end of pledge week the brothers would bring all the pledges into a room with a goat, hand them a condom, say "you know what to do" and leave. The pledges would sit there for a while in fear and disgust, until finally one would decide to take one for the team and fuck the goat. Then the brothers would come back in, see what had happened, say "we don't want any goat-fuckers in our fraternity" and kick the poor guy out.
do men really compare flaccid penises?
What else is there to do in a communal shower? More than one camp nickname was bestowed in this manner.
What else is there to do in a communal shower?
Spoken like a true heterosexual, mrh. Sigh.
Sigh.
I'm guessing you've heard my camp nickname, then.
What else is there to do in a communal shower?
33 is pretty much what I've imagined it must be like to be a dude, except all day, every day.
39 & 40: She means that being a dude is an endless cycle of goat fucking and ostracism, duh.
what I've imagined it must be like to be a dude, except all day, every day
You mean the pledges' experience or the goat's?
She means that being a dude is an endless cycle of goat fucking and ostracism
That's a Lur dude.
You mean the pledges' experience or the goat's?
The pledges', presumably. The goats' are what it's like to be a chick.
34: my college roomate's name was 'sharkie'