Ogged, you only get to fake drowning once.
But I'm sure it drew thunderous poolside applause romantic as you turned from a sputtering resus recip into a liplockin' Romeo.
BPL: you're making a terrible mistake! Have the courage of your convinctions! He's sleeping with everyone here!
I can't even spell my typos right, sheesh. Fine, BPL, don't listen to me.
I think I'm going to go back to shutting up about it.
Starting right after this post of course. I promise. I really, really mean it this time.
The other guy showed up again at a gig.
so i was right :)
but it's better to delete the first post then
really, just ask her again
and you may be have to repeat two more times and then only count the case closed
12: ogged's exes mysteriously dead by drowning.
Stand up for yourself, ogged! Don't let her jerk you around and control your happiness!
She'd better grovel and beg to get you back!
Flippanter you sissy! Bros before hos! Blogs before snogs!
20-22 is male bonding at its most beautiful. It should be featured in a nature documentary narrated by David Attenborough.
I'm surprised that apparently nobody has ever used the phrase "Blogs before snogs" before.
Well, it's apropos right now!
No hiati for such trivial reasons!
What about the cat? It caused all this trouble, right?
4: Ha! Excellent work, Goofus.
Goofus rushes to tell his imaginary Internet friends that an ambiguous conversation with his girlfriend constitutes being "dumped".
Gallant gives his girlfriend a pretty flower that he grew in his very own garden.
25: John, everyone knows you're anti-relationship. You don't have to be all cutesy about it.
The link in 26 is fucking funny.
Hooray! I had an unfogged dream in which you, Ogged, posted an open letter to bpl saying "I know you're waiting for me to show up and ask you to marry me, and that's why I am NOT GOING TO DO IT." (Either that was a dream, or I was reading unfogged while drunk again.)
I'm just a blog, standing in front of a boy, asking him to post on her.
31: Or you have a psychic window onto OGGED'S SOUL.
Blogs before snogs!
hahahaha
male bonding at its most beautiful. It should be featured in a nature documentary narrated by David Attenborough.
Oh, here we go. And the next thing you know, people will be citing it as proof that straight men have an aesthetic sense.
Yay!
Maybe it's the because I just watched 3 DVDs of the show, but there's something Woosterish about this—in a good and endearing way. I now see Ogged as Hugh Laurie.
Put up the banns again! Her parents have agreed, on condition that ogged's cook goes to work for them!
My sister found a gay man from North Dakota to do her interior decorating. No joke. He inherited a wheat farm or something.
She's a tender goddess, Mineshaft!
37: But, no. Bertie spends all of his time avoiding the clutches of women. If ogged is Bertie, then he is now looking for every possible way to flee from bpl. Jeeves will have to present her with someone she is sure to prefer.
41. There is that. Still, one cannot help but detect a similarity.
And thus is the potentially revolutionary subgenre known as mopecore strangled in its infancy.
Maybe I can learn an instrument. There's hope yet.
But not for us.
Benjamin, there are plenty of opportunities for putting together a mopecore band. Don't despair. Ogged may have betrayed his roots, and god knows he'll probably be listening to hip-hop shortly, but it's a big world.
My sister found a gay man from North Dakota to do her interior decorating. No joke. He inherited a wheat farm or something.
$ELGINJOKE
Benjamin, there are plenty of opportunities for putting together a mopecore band. Don't despair.
Or rather, do despair and in an audible way; rhythm is strictly optional.
Does mopecore have a dress code?
(Just to achieve thread unity)
I missed this post until now. Odd.
washerdryer is bpl? Didn't see that one coming.
Ever seen the two of us in the same room?