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That said, "Monorail" is great.
what is that called when guys rub their cocks up and down a girl's buttcrack ?
It's called "Wait, where did these other guys come from?"
I didn't even click through for the suggestions; ever as Walt Whitman pondered the city and upsprang its name (Mannahatta!) so did I learn as a lad, at that time of origins when all things in the possible and as yet experienced are named, that that activity is called "dibbling."
"Ham Sandwich" or "Spreadin' the Mayo"?
I recently learned that this has a name.
5: Not inconsistent with the gardening instrument "dibble" which is a tapered garden implement with a wooden handle used to make holes in the ground for planting seeds.
Yeah, "closing top of planting slit" and "fill in last hole by stamping with heel" are suggestive, but not of dry rumpage.
10: The dibble that I own is much blunter, and I use it much more subtly and gently.
Point semi-taken, but the fact that it is a quasi-phallic instrument that is used in dirt, makes it more closely related to the described act than most other conceivable definitions of "dibble", you pathetic pedant wannabe.
Does it have to be a girl's buttcrack?
Well, I was sort of disputing.
Oh, so you're the pathetic pedant wannabe!
I'd call it "testing the waters".
I'd call it "testing the waters".
The parting of the ways.
Trituration.
Although I imagine it won't meet the standards of the neo-pedantic rapid response team*. "It's not that kind of 'grinding'", they'll whine, smug in their best bib and tucker.
*I am hardly not comfortable that I can't not sort out lack of deceptive agreement from absence of feigned dispute. Not!
Rob Dibble _was_ one of the Nasty Boys.
hot doggin'
'cause you're putting your weiner between two buns
25: Michael reveals that he is Yankey Doodel at adultdvdforum.
Do you know what rubbing my cock in a woman's butt-crack makes me think of? The awesomeness of Leonard Cohen. I suggest that we christen this act "the awesomeness of Leonard Cohen."
mining the cleft.
plowing.
ripening the peach.
"Ham Sandwich" or "Spreadin' the Mayo"?
Ew.
Along the lines of "ripening the peach", ripening the duct.
A night at the club?
Dancing?
Or are we talking about in the bed?
That's Saint Petersburg to you, heathen.
Take your authorial intent and rub it in your buttcrack. There is only the text.
Indeed, and the text says "Petersburg."
Are you denying the legitimacy of my interpretive community?
For the record, the visitor who inspired the original post came from San Diego. I blame California.
41: I blame credit California.
40: OK
I don't know if 29 is a reference to isthmus-like properties or to Lidding.
I would think canal-like properties. But I'm not totally sure.
I'd call it "testing the waters".
The voice of experience. Get anywhere, Ned?
Groovetubing.
The Newark Shuffle.
Mudsliding.
Tromboning.
Driving the Jersey Turnpike (inspired by 48.2)
Fanny Power Drive (There is even associated whistling music.)
Buttcake Tuber Overdrive
Rumpelstiltskin
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what is that called when guys rub their cocks up and down a girl's buttcrack ?
"Awesome."
Has "assturbation" really not yet been suggested?
Wow, it was a quick fall from 53 to 58.
60 s/b Intergluteal Clefturbation. Stupid medical internet.
Intermental Clefturbation being both different, and not what you might suspect.
53: Froggy style seems to be taken. I also seem to remember a song of the same name.
63: Yes, by Hi-C. I actually own the CD.
64: Must you force these embarrassing admissions from me? I'm thinking of this song, performed by Nuttin Nyce, and yes, I have the CD.
Also, their version of "Nasty Girl" is better than Vanity's.
67: Gawd, your taste is so much better than mine.
assturbation
Thank you, apo. I've been offline, but I read that on my phone and I've been making assturbation jokes all day.
Jeez not even one of those could've "J s/b T"?
Dry as a bone out here!
I guess this is different from "creditcarding."
"creditcarding"?
"Hmm, I can't seem to jiggle it open."
You'll just have to lower your shoulder and try to force it open, I guess.
