This post reminded me that I have to trim the trees and repair the shingle damage.
Damn you, Apo. If I slip with the chainsaw and amputate my giant penis, it'll be your fault.
I'm wondering how he found out. They copped to the prank, a neighbor noticed, he zoomed in on his house in Google?
What google alert gives up that article, apo? Surely "penis" would send you too much.
Why, "penis + house" gets right to it.
Most of the responses to that involve the British Royal Opera House, btw.
"With the economy, with the Bear Stearns thing happening today why not a giant penis on the roof?"
Bernanke brings some much-needed fresh thinking to the Fed.
"With the economy, with the Bear Stearns thing happening today why not a giant penis on the roof?"
Can't this blog lay off the American exceptionalism for even one post?
Surely "penis" would send you too much.
No such thing as too much penis, Tim.
The accompanying video is cracking me up. They blurred the video, but only of the tip and the balls. The shaft is still there.
Also great: "'That was a little eye opener,' said Darnell Whitfield. 'It was like a hit of coffee or something in the face. A penis [...]' "
8: Yet another nail in the coffin giant penis of American exceptionalism.
The video is great. The anchor refers to it as a "jaw-dropping display."
Oh, I'm sure.
This seems like the perfect place to mention that bpl and I dropped off the cat on Sunday, and driving back, out of nowhere, she said "Oh no!" and clapped her hand to her mouth and looked like she'd just remembered that she hadn't shut off the nuclear reactor. "The penis toy!" "What?" "The penis toy!" "What?" "I had a wind-up penis toy for mardi gras that the cat really liked, and it's in with the other toys that we just dropped off." She called, they'd already found it, and didn't seem to mind. She's slightly embarrassed.
a wind-up penis toy
Man, talk about your old-school vibrators.
clapped her hand to her mouth and looked like she'd just remembered that she hadn't shut off the nuclear reactor. "The penis toy!"
Two vastly different nicknames for the same organ.
15: the toy left for the cat, or ogged?
"Some neighbors were offended, saying it was derogatory"
Derogatory?
Were the cat-adopters Unfogged readers? Because if so, you could have let BPL know that possession of such a toy could only raise her in their estimation, and also that there was no way she was ever going to get it back.
Derogatory?
Yeah, derogatory, you stupid penis-on-the-roof.
13:
Cartman: "Mom! Kitty's bein' a dildo!"
Mrs. Cartman: "Well then I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight."
Cartman/Kitty: ?
you stupid penis-on-the-roof.
Dickshingle.
Were the cat-adopters Unfogged readers?
Yeah, but they have kids, and she was worried that one of them would find it first.
Every kid should have a wind up penis toy, ogged.
If they have not already done so, this guy's band should immediately change their name to Penis on the Roof.
Also, "Penis on the Roof" should be the title of the long-awaited sequel to "Fiddler on the Roof."
Every kid should have a wind up penis toy
Otherwise they may develop wind-up-penis-envy, which can cause wind-up-hysteria later in life.
25: geez you actually let Ari feed the cat to his neurotic dog?
Maybe there's something I'm missing through noscript, but the link in the original post put me in mind of something the news editor said when a story came through about an army recruit who had hanged himself in a garden shed because he was so ashamed of his terrible acne: "This story is crying out for a picture"
Maybe there's something I'm missing through noscript
Yes, I didn't realize there was an accompanying video until someone else mentioned it upthread, because my various magical blockers had disappeared it.
Anyone bothered by the penis on the roof should not take a flight over Des Moines.
OT, but people interested by the discussion of cough erotic falconry cough (I hate you all so much) and The Goshawk last week might like this website, which is informative and pretty cool.
Also, "Penis on the Roof" should be the title of the long-awaited sequel to "Fiddler on the Roof."
"It's like ... like ... a penis on the roof!"
Hit songs include "Coition!" and "Snatchtaker," as well as "Tevye's Wet Dream" and "If I Were a Big Man."
It should star Eight And a Half Mostel. Also, don't forget Gunrise, Cumset, or some such thing.
We've got another "Heckuva job, Brownie"
I don't see anything in that frozen lake picture linked by #8.
McManus is right. We should have been on the barricades all along. Orthodox people are saying that it's 1930s caliber. We're all just turkeys waiting for the ax to fall. It's like New Orleans, except few of us lived in New Orleans. I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself, Bob.
It's on the always annoying topic of the youth having too much sex, but perhaps thread-worthy. Oh, and it's a piece in an American news weekly on a not well-reported trend in a foreign country, and we know those are always reliable.
At this point, finding out that Bush is paying no attention to the economy is good news, not bad news.
43 - That is a really bizarre story. I wonder how accurate the article is.
It's really unbelievable how much the Republicans have managed to fuck up the country in seven years. Have they managed to get anything right?
Klein's "Shock Therapy" is the only explanation. I cannot believe any more that he's that dumb, or that these are accidental mistakes.
He has a lot of accomplices to, among the money people, in the media, in the law, and in politics. And I don't trust the Democrats either to oppose him or to oppose him effectively.
/Bob
the always annoying topic of the youth having too much sex
Those articles are always much less annoying when accompanied by the right picture.
They call it Pokemon! Pikachu, I choose you, indeed.
48: If they only knew that older guess carry so much less disease.
"Guys". I'm not drunk, but my spelling module has been corrupted.
49: I think, for the purposes of this article, you'd be better off choosing Squirtle.
Does the penis on the roof float? I may need it in Dallas.
No more masturbating to Arthur C. Clarke. Or being masturbated by him.
43 kinda makes me want to move to Chile, and be 15 years younger.
they have kids, and she was worried that one of them would find it first.
Yesterday we discovered that the Chumash Indians* on PK's school playground had all been gifted with enormous middle-school representations of dongs, and swastikas on their foreheads. Also, I found a condom wrapper nearby but alas, could not find the used condom, which I hope some elementary school kid didn't pick up.
So I'm just saying, the kids kind of know about penises. BPL doesn't need to worry too much.
*Yeah, I didn't know they were there until yesterday. Plywood painted Chumash Indians jumping across the rainbow bridge that's part of the playground equipment. Right near the fiberglass dolphin. Argh.
In the interests of superduper blogger sleuthing, the house in question is at 3542 E Cannon Dr but unfortunately Google Map's photo predates the actual paintjob. Ah well. Apparently there are limits to what you can do online.
At least there are limits to what I can do.