That Coco's a piece of work. (I know her name!)
But maybe she should look into this surgery, too.
His tits are almost as big as hers...
And his wife, sexist/racist/anti-semite.
I've seen them both in person, if not quite so much flesh, at my local grocery store. Neither is all that tall.
She looks like a Barbie in the creepiest possible sense. And why would you by "Coco" if you had a real name?
4: Holy crap, so it is! Wow. And he's married?
It's not so much my honkitude; it's my age. I did see him in concert once, actually, but that was a hundred years ago.
I'm pleased that I've aged better than he has.
And why would you [go] by "Coco" if you had a real name?
Maybe you cohabited with a Nazi officer in Occupied Paris and are trying to shed that particular peccadillo?
A co-worker of my father's has braggingly and on several occasions told the story of how he met Coco, and was in awe at her appearance.
Time to judge him.
Well, presumably artificial breasts aside, she does seem to be quite an attractive woman. Lovely hips.
Don't be mean; I think she just picked up someone else's luggage at the airport and had to wear some fifth grader's bathing suit.
It's quite impressive, actually, that she manages to get the bra triangles to stay over her nipples. How is that accomplished?
Also, do they actually eat meals together??
think pasties.
they may eat meals together, but they don't approach it the same way, I'm guessing.
Also, do they actually eat meals together??
What, her breasts?
13.1: Duct tape.
13.2: No, they each get their own meals, plus whatever's left over on neighboring tables.
13: I'm sure that's done with spirit gum.
Pasties, in the water?
16: No, the couple's bellies.
15: Didn't Bitch wear an outfit like that to the first UnfoggeDCon?
Another question: does it speak well, or badly, of men that they care a lot more about what their partners look like than about what they themselves look like?
I am kind of in love with that outfit.
He looks like he's expecting the child that she is ready to nurse.
20: I might if I had one. That outfit's hilarious.
The triangles. Though I suppose the people could be, too. Maybe it's a photo of the small of ogged's back.
Huh, Ice-T is apparently ten years older than I am. And his shoulders do suggest that he works out quite a bit, actually.
I submit that the real problem here is that swimsuits are atrociously designed. I also see that, of course, his wife *is* a "swimsuit model" (and 21 years younger than he is).
Still, it's kind of remarkable, isn't it, the variations in human bodies.
21: seriously? I think it's reflective of the general state of things.
Yeah, so? That's not an answer to the quesiton.
31: I mean that in itself, it doesn't say much. Men aren't under the same pressures that way, so if they haven't thought about it much it's hardly surprising. So it's sort of what you'd expect, on average.
shorter: it reflects badly, but in the particular sense that living in an unequal society without engaging with that does, generally.
See what you did there, soup? People of good sense ignored B's invitation to a tiresome 300 comment thread in 21, but you just couldn't resist.
32: I'm not talking about why *women* care about how we look; I'm talking about why men care more about the women's looks than their own. (And really, the man clearly *does* care--look at his shoulders.)
34: Eh, poo. You'd rather 300 catty comments about her tits?
You'd rather 300 catty comments about her tits?
What do you think?
Ice-T has taken the keep the muscle, forget about the belly approach to fitness for aging males. Easier than torturing yourself aerobically. Plus you can still do all the character actor roles that allow you to wear suits -- detective, godfather-type gangster, etc. Suits are perfect for making that broad-shoulder, big-belly thing look imposing. Witness Tony Soprano.
36: Well, yeah, I realize. I'm sorry. I can't stand that option.
Plus, you put up a picture of the both of them. I'm just trying to not make us all hate ourselves by the end of the day, Ogged.
Fine, and no complaining that the blog is no fun anymore.
Suits are perfect for making that broad-shoulder, big-belly thing look imposing. Witness Tony Soprano.
Dude, by the end, Tony Soprano was less imposing than spherical.
I think discussing gender norms is fun.
Also, do they actually eat meals together??
think pasties.
Well, that explains his stomach. Pasties will do that.
Ice-T has taken the keep the muscle, forget about the belly approach to fitness for aging males.
Works for me!
It's quite impressive, actually, that she manages to get the bra triangles to stay over her nipples. How is that accomplished?
How is that accomplished? Besides the fact she must have the proportionately smallest nipples in the universe, that looks like it would hurt.
34: Eh, poo. You'd rather 300 catty comments about her tits?
This is past catty; this is physics!
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['OMG: OW.']
36: They're sufficiently gigantic that I feel bad for her, and actually have some sympathy for the 300+ Teh Patriarcy comments (though I'll try not read them). I mean, c'mon. She doesn't look human in that picture.
We could talk about how inhuman so many actresses now look thanks to even non-augmentive plastic surgery. I feel ill when I see Nicole Kidman. Same with Ellen DeGeneres's ex. They've both got that weird plastic face that makes me feel like we might have been invaded by space aliens. I feel like I see these women on TV all the time. (And I have seen at least one man like that, but I can't remember who. Maybe James Woods?) And Teh Patriarchy's evil notwithstanding, it shouldn't be happening, because they look weird and unappealing to teh Patrarchy. It's beyond bizarre.
Coco has style.
And a world-class cameltoe.
Why should Ice-T care about his looks, if they don't impede his efforts to find a desirable wife?
They're sufficiently gigantic that I feel bad for her
Maybe that's what she's going for. "Dr. Plastic Surgeon? I'd like to order two Moons of Sympathy. I think I'd look good with Orbs of Compassion."
34: Maybe I'm just trying to end run the even more tedious political threads ...
My dear, you can't blame me for the union thread.
You can maybe blame me for it turning into an education thread, though, I admit.
they look weird and unappealing to teh Patrarchy.
Tim admits he is teh patriarchy!
Same with Ellen DeGeneres's ex.
I haven't seen her lately. Has she had some work done?
(had some work done is one of the more bizarre expressions of our age)
I feel like I see these women on TV all the time. (And I have seen at least one man like that, but I can't remember who. Maybe James Woods?)
Barry Manilow, for one.
And Teh Patriarchy's evil notwithstanding, it shouldn't be happening, because they look weird and unappealing to teh Patrarchy.
The Patriarchy isn't just men. They're trying to appeal to a narrow range of people in Hollywood, by outdoing each other.
Who's Ellen Degeneres's ex?
they look weird and unappealing
Heh, I'm imaging a conversation upon Ice-T and Coco meeting one another: "Wow, you look really creepy!" "I know, so do you!" "Right, let's go swimming!"
I don't think either one of them look particularly weird or unappealing, aside from the fact that her bathing suit was intended for a Hannah Montana fan. (Hannah Montana fannah?)
Anyone would would put a fifth grader in that swimsuit needs to be slapped.
Who's Ellen Degeneres's ex?
I just realized whose face is the apotheosis of the phenomenon I'm talking about: Michael Jackson. Wasn't there a point at which everyone just looked at his face and said, "Oh, yeah. He's got serious problems."
I don't think either one of them look particularly weird or unappealing, aside from the fact that her bathing suit was intended for a Hannah Montana fan.
I agree. Her breasts are a little too large, but in general she has a nice voluptuous sort of look. They seem like they'd have fun in bed together, in a jolly, fleshy sort of way. Bone-skinny is an overrated look, as many in this thread would no doubt be quick to point out in the proper political context.
Anyone would would put a fifth grader in that swimsuit needs to be slapped.
Totally. No 5th grader should have to wear a stretched out, saggy suit.
Her breasts are a little too large....
What do you mean, "too large"? You're babbling. You're not making any sense. You're hysterical.
If that's your idea of a "fleshy" woman, PGD, you're out of your mind.
55: I was kidding slightly; he doesn't look weird. She does, though. The imagined dialogue still amuses me, if only because I can't imagine being seriously involved with someone who'd gone for the particular aesthetic she's adopted. Some bizarre double-think going on there. A hollywood thing, per 53.
And, Anne Heche, right: I was searching for her name.
62: Agreed. Remember that the camera does add a good 10 pounds. She is very very skinny, but with hips and, of course, breasts.
think pasties.
Or pastries, from the looks of it. This seems to be an appropriate time to look back with fondness on one of the more endearing gems in Ice-T's oeuvre, "Girls L.G.B.N.A.F." It's sort of like "To His Coy Mistress," only a little less coy.
I always feel uncomfortable about poring over someone else's body, even as I participate in it and simultaneously get why it's fun. But I feel like it contributes to a whole collective conversation that I hate.
Even though I knew Ice-T was one of the featured guest rappers in this extremely low-quality movie (set and filmed in Pittsburgh!), and that he had been rapping on electro-funk hits a couple years before even that...I didn't know he was FIFTY YEARS OLD. Geez.
10 years older than LL Cool J.
the camera does add a good 10 pounds.
Bah. There's no extra 10 lbs on that woman.
"Girls L.G.B.N.A.F."
Although, as far as Ices go, I've always been more partial to Cube than T, "Let's Get Buck Naked and Fuck" was really perfect driving music.
the camera does add a good 10 pounds.
I thought that was the video camera. Not in stills.
I can't imagine being seriously involved with someone who'd gone for the particular aesthetic she's adopted
Oh, come on. She's a swimsuit model, first of all; and second, the only really odd thing about her body is that she's got outsized breast implants. Other than that, she is (as I said) a very attractive woman who yeah, obviously pays a lot of attention to keeping her belly flat.
the only really odd thing about her body is that she's got outsized breast implants
They're more than a bit big for her frame. Each is larger than her face. It's wierd; accept it.
Bah. There's no extra 10 lbs on that woman.
I think there may be a camera on each breast, actually.
73: Okay, swimsuit model. You mentioned that, I forgot. It should be clear that I mean her outsized breasts.
Meanwhile, agreed with 66.
Can B back herself into arguing that Coco's breasts aren't freakishly large? Stay tuned...
75: Huh. They weigh less than you'd think, apparently:
Silicone: 1cc weighs 0.0375 oz. To calculate the weight of silicone implants, see the directions below. If you have two 300cc implants then: 300cc x 2 = 600cc total 600cc x 0.0375 = 22.5oz 22.5oz divided by 16 = 1.40625 lbs. for both implants
Saline If you have two 300cc saline implants then: 300cc x 2 = 600cc total 600cc divide by 29.574 (to convert to ounces) = 20.2880 ounces 20.5338 divided by 16 (ounces) = 1.268 lbs. for both implants
These numbers seem absurdly low. Didn't we previously find out--via some breast reduction discussion--that breasts could weigh 10+ pounds each? Or did I just make that up?
I think we discovered that breasts are a lot lighter than one might imagine.
Right, everyone remembers 10 Pound Breasrs! but that was basically debunked.
Yeah, I see the point. It's hard to see past the breasts. She's not heavy, but she's not inhumanly skinny either. Nice body. Anyway, people are right that poring over photographed bodies like this is not very pleasurable.
Winthrop down by just 2 to Duke with 8 minutes to go, but it looks to me like nerves are setting in.
And why would you [go] by "Coco" if you had a real name?
B's correct. She's looking at Coco's waist to hip ratio, which is 'normal attractive woman'. 'Normal attractive woman' == 'fat-assed' in Hollywood or on the runway. I may be overestimating that a bit, she might be a bit on the thin side in person.
Her breasts are way out of proportion to the above. She's a minimum of three cup sizes larger, and she may have been fairly large-breasted to begin. My best guess is five to seven cup sizes larger, with the added bonus of the implants distorting the natual shape. But:
Remember that the camera does add a good 10 pounds.
10-20 in stills. Video gives you a little help by having object move. So I may be overestimating the cup size.
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['But not by much.']
Winthrop down by just 2 to Duke with 8 minutes to go
Dude, Belmont. Winthrop's getting whipped by Washington State.
Belmont up one with 2 minutes left!
They're such an underdog I don't even know their name!
'normal attractive woman'. 'Normal attractive woman' == 'fat-assed' in Hollywood or on the runway.
right.
God, if Duke loses in the first round to a barely Division I school for the second straight year, I might just die from glee.
horrible sequence by Belmont. They lost their cool.
Ugh. What a choke. Guess I'll live to see another day.
I said, dumbasses, that she has outsized breast implants.
I don't think she counts as "normal attractive woman", either--she has quite a tiny waist, and like I said, obviously spends a lot of energy making sure her belly stays flat, flat, flat. In short, she looks like a swimsuit model. Duh.
Mrs. T's waist is unbelievably small.
They are a class act.
http://theanswer247.blogspot.com/2007/03/oh-my-damn.html
Ugh. What a choke.
They got out-athletic'ed. Henderson looked like a man among boys on the last layup. (And Gerald Henderson? Didn't I see this movie?)
One of my college girlfriends had that exact figure, except her enormous boobs were real, and so were somewhat pendulous. Same tiny waist and wide hips, though.
I had a girlfriend in college with a figure not too far off of that, too. Youth helps, I guess.
Fine. I had a friend in college whose natural breasts were TWICE AS BIG as that and had a TEN INCH WAIST. Top that!
69: you haven't lived until you've seen Mr. T's Be Somebody, Or Be Somebody's Fool, featuring rhymes written by a not-all-that-young Ice-T.
Also I'm just tickled to see Coco LeBoobs on this site again.
OT: Head over to Pharyngula. PZ has a hilarious Story about the creationist propaganda movie "Expelled" up there.
102: Link. And it is awfully funny.
6: I once nearly walked right into Ice-T in midtown manhattan. Realized it was him and I think managed to stop myself before saying "Excuse me Mr. T." Or just blabbered at him.
I never see famous people in Manhattan. Except for time, years ago now, when my sister and I were in line behind Sandra Bernhard at the K-Mart in Greenwich Village, and Bernhard was trying to buy Huggies but didn't have enough cash, and when she asked if she could pay by cheque the cashier said "No, ma'am." My sister and I were whispering to each other, "But it's Sandra Bernhard, really it is," but we didn't speak up.
103, That link was awfully funny alright. Crashed my computer twice, it did.
105: That's funny; she's the only famous person I've seen in New York. That great sneer of hers, directed at me!
Except I should have said: "My computer is an Apple ... where all Gates get crashed." Only Apo gets it.
Barry Manilow, for one.
Little Richard, Michael Jackson and Paul Stanley, too. Stanley, looks like he's had surgery to permanently purse his lips - saves him the trouble of having to do it every time he gets near a camera, i guess.
Ice T concerts--the only place where I've had anyone ever threaten to pop a cap in my ass.
I paid $10 extra for the "VIP" tickets and got to make an ass out myself by saying "Yo, Ice, great show!," to which he replied "Thanks for coming out, baby."
The combined glee and shame of that moment still get me to this day.
"Thanks for coming out, baby."
Ice-T talks like a thirty-something Iranian yuppie blogger? Fucking sellout.
This was 12-13 years ago (first tour post Body Count).
May I please divert your attention to this worthy comment:
"I did not have spiritual relations with that pastor"
I'm so happy that I have internet at home now, so I can click all the links, even Apo's.
I used to see Jason Ajemian walking down Michigan all the time.
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