The Persians have mastered cornball hyphenated Americanism perhaps more quickly than any other immigrant group to date, but they're merely following a well-worn path blazed by cornball Irish, cornball Italians, cornball Norwegians, and so on. Like all Asian peoples, they're mere imitators.
I'm sort of looking forward to seeing cornball Hmong and Somali shit, though.
The Persians had the cornball Eurotrash aesthetic down before they even got here. I would have expected those underwear to be black or red velvet.
Huh, why did I assume that was a boy thong?
4: I did too! I think because we all automatically imagined ogged in it.
Oops, sorry, 5 probably better suited for standpipe's blog.
5: It also has a sort of sturdy white cotton athletic supporter air to it. Not exactly a delicate unmentionable.
Maybe there's a special page for intimate, seductive, girly McCain shit.
OT: Does anyone here have any connections to publishers either in NYC or LA who might be looking for a very eager and intelligent undergraduate intern this summer? Please email me. (Magazines, books, academic or non-, but nothing pornographic.)
God, no one beat me to the Persian rug joke! Hurrah!
5: 4: I did too! I think because we all automatically imagined ogged in it.
..and still do.
Imagine, nothing. I just had one sent to him.
Imagine, nothing. I just had one sent to him.
After you had worn them, right?
Dear god no. I wouldn't be caught dead in those.
18: No idea, I've never met the woman.
Oh dear, it was, wasn't it? Completely unintentional, I'm sure. I have no doubt that she's way more fun and likeable than Ogged is.
That's OK, B. You know that Ogged is yours if you want him.
Or maybe the other way around, I always forget which.
Alas, I fear Ogged spurns me constantly.
Alas, I fear Ogged spurns me constantly.
You know what you could make of that? A very small, silly-looking bonnet.
Alas, I fear Ogged spums me constantly.
25: Wow, I did not know that. How apropos.