Oh my god, you would actually say "oh my god!"? You're such a 12yo girl.
Oh my god, you would actually say "Oh my god, you would actually say "oh my god!"? You're such a 12yo girl."? You're such a 12yo boy.
Has this blog gone from being a frathaus to being the 12 year old girl blog?
Is that an improvement?
Of course I'd say "oh my god!" I do it all the time. My inner California adolescent is probably one of my best features.
I walked by the actor who played Ziggy Sobotka sitting out front of one of my local coffee places a week or two ago. My natural reaction was: "What the hell is Ziggy doing in New York?"
The guy who played Pryzbylewski played the title role in Julius Caesar at the A.R.T. two months ago. He's still hanging around here; I saw him in a café a week or two ago. It was weird. He caught me recognizing him.
Oops, I meant to say he played Brutus. He was quite good.
Josh Childress, who plays for the Atlanta Hawks, looks uncannily like Bubs.
Every time he scores or grabs a rebound I burst out laughing. You go, Bubs!
Josh Childress... looks uncannily like Bubs.
My god, you're right.
Now figure out who Al Horford looks like. He looks odd to me, but I can't figure out why.
I had the exact same experience once at O'Hare, where I looked up from a magazine and saw 50 Cent walking out of the bookstore. I was just opening my mouth to say something when I realized
1. What's Fiddy doing entourageless in a bookstore?
2. Oh huh, that's not him.
3. What would I possibly have to say to 50 Cent?
15: Although per 1, at least your encounter was theoretically possible.
You know I thought I saw Gil Thorp the other day, but I was out of my fucking mind.
I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night, but then I realized
1) He's ten years dead
2) I framed him on a murder charge
3) I'm not a real person
A friend of mine bumped into an older movie star at an inn many years ago—Robert Mitchum, Richard Widmark, somebody like that. She managed to keep her composure and say, "Oh, hi. I wasn't expecting to run into you today." I hope I have the presence of mind to do the same if I'm ever in a similar situation.
Now figure out who Al Horford looks like.
Tito Horford?
I regularly see the actor who played Cedric Daniels in my local video store in LA, sometimes with his very 13 year old or so son. He also has a ridiculously hot thin sweedish wife or girlfriend, which always makes me wonder about the actress who played D.A. Perlman.
I bumped into the lead singer for Judas Priest in a comment thread just now, but I didn't know what to say.
I saw Pryzblewski, aka Jim True-Something (he was just Jim True back then) in a Steppenwolf production of Curse of the Starving Class in 1991. He whipped it out to pee on stage, but then we found out it was a prosthetic.
I also watched the Wire Prequels today. They turned out to suck.
23 -- When I met him, I said this:
Cover your fists
Razor your spears
It's been our possession
For 8,000 years
Fetch the scream eagles
Unleash the wild cats
Set loose the king cobras
And blood sucking bats
I bumped into the lead singer for Judas Priest in a comment thread just now, but I didn't know what to say.
"Oh yeah? Well you've got another think coming!"
I was walking down the sidewalk the other day and was glaring at somebody riding his bike up the sidewalk at me (there was a bike lane right next to the sidewalk) before realizing that it was Przblwsky. My first thought was "oh, man, I just stared down a guy who pistol-whips little kids!"
I wouldn't have known where to put that "e" anyway.
Why, I see that Przhlbski was a classmate of a certain blogger.
I regularly see the actor who played Cedric Daniels
Ask him to take off his shirt. Dude is cut.
Oh dear, the guy who plays Daniels, just released a jazz album. You probably shouldn't click that if you haven't finished the series.
Although hearing that makes his performance as Daniels seems much more impressive.
Holy shit. And, he's not even signed. But seriously, this guy is falsely representing that he lives in Brooklyn. I see him in LA at that damn video store at least every other month and my wife keeps running into him at the supermarket. Next on agenda: confront Daniels with his obvious lying and tell him to take off his shirt.
33: Rob, what kind of out and proud leatherman are you with a wife?
Oh, she mostly goes shopping with Lance Reddick while I'm having a nice time on my ISLAND OF DOMINATION.
FRIEND OF KR's COLLEAGUE: [To an African American gentleman in the elevator of a Las Vegas Hotel] Did anyone ever tell you that you look just like M.C. Hammer?
KR'S COLLEAGUE: [Punching the friend in the arm] I can't believe you just said that. That's so insulting.
AFRICAN AMERICAN GENTLEMAN: I *am* M.C. Hammer.
FRIEND OF KR's COLLEAGUE: I don't think he meant that as an insult. Please, Hammer, don't hurt him.
36: It's true! I sat next to a guy from Vegas at a wedding last year and he told me that MC Hammer is the minister at his off-strip casino!
Speaking of things you're supposed to outgrow or know as you get older: one of these years I will realize that while I never sunburned (or tanned much) as a kid, I burn like the purest of honkies in about an hour of spring sunshine BEFORE I come home bright pink to face the ridicule of my husband.
("In fairness, you've probably only been responsible for your own sunscreen for 16 years," he says.)
39: both the colleague and the friend were women, so Hammer chivalrously refrained from putting a cap in their asses.
I saw a man in Reno. Yup, still dead.
the dude who plays daniels is seriously cut. when he took off his shirt the first time I was like, damn, when does cedric have time to go to the gym?
re: 31
Googling, it seems he does have a music degree and comes from that sort of background.
Scratch that. His music, from his website, is ... not good.
What are the odds, I saw a guy outside the grocery store today who looked a lot like Prop Joe. It wasn't him, of course.
