So you did sell to the pornographers? That was fast.

I keep wondering whether the blind would find Porn for the Blind useful in any way other than to make fun of the way the sighted perceive blindness. Because something tells me porn actually developed for blind people by blind people would be much more sensual than that.

I don't think it's meant to be useful to the blind.

You know, how helpful porn is in getting off usually just makes me feel unimaginative.

I do believe there was a This American Life segment about TDD operators who ended up transliterating phone sex for deaf/hearing couples.

3: Unlike this.

I thought it was supposed to make you blind.

Hairy palms help you sense the world around you.

6:

Like Courtney Love fixing your stove.

An arresting image to be sure.

So you did sell to the pornographers? That was fast.

Can there really be that many c0ck@unfogge pictures to make it worth bothering to negotiate?

Can there really be that many c0ck@unfogge pictures to make it worth bothering to negotiate?

surely those were sold ages ago.

surely those were sold ages ago.

Indeed, they were.

Frankly, I'm shocked ogged hasn't linked to this yet. (Embedded video so NSFW that they added three warnings to the start of it.) I wonder how well that translates to blind porn.

Ha, I think I saw that months ago, but it didn't seem like Unfogged material. Family website, you know.

FUCK.

typo in the post, love.

15- Is that your attempt at a translation for the blind?

6: I've seen one of those in person. Only for the articles, of course.

HER LOVE FOR [ PLUMBER ] IS TICKING CLOCK
SHE WOULD LIKE TO BE MAKING FUCK

(at beep, turn podcast to side "b") BEEEP!

BERZERKER! BERZERKER!

12: well, I hope I won anyway.

I once saw a segment on German television about people who dub porn films for release in the German market. It showed a man and a woman sitting at a table, fully clothed, with earphones and microphones, watching the action on a screan and moaning along with it.

God, that would be hysterical.

The video linked in 13 is ... quite something. On the second viewing (what, shut up!) I finally saw what I presume is the camera cable providing the angle in question, but man, that must have felt weird.