...and when it's over, then it's time for uncunting.
A complete stranger, an American guy at the Chinese consulate called "Clint Wilson", showed me his visa for China - he had been, er, "renamed" and, as he pointed out, this for the SECOND time by Chinese officials........ I didn't really know how to respond except to smile weakly.
I took the liberty to look up how often this happens in the Sudan.
To paraphrase Wikipedia:
Cunting has been carried out in Sudan in 1955/56, 1973 (national), 1983 (national) and 1993 (only north). Cunting is planned for April 2008.
he had been, er, "renamed" and, as he pointed out, this for the SECOND time by Chinese officials
That was their revenge for the Wade-Giles system dubbing millions of Chinese "Wang".
all i can think of is the first verse to "For Those About To Rock"
Stand up and be cunted
For what you are about to receive
I demand a recunt!
This time, don't neglect the hanging chad.
This time, don't neglect the hanging pregnant chad.
Optimally the last paragraph of the previous post would have formed the text for this one:
Sweet. You can't beat high school for awkward sexual moments. I once tried to get busy while still wearing a suit jacket. You?