I object to the increasing youtube-ification of the blog.
Shaq: like Arcade Fire, only with more analingus.
I got a vasectomy/ Now I cant breed 'em
Wow.
I miss the swimming posts.
Swimming in the post/ Like I was Michael Phelps
You hack-a-Shaq players/ Are all a bunch of whelps
I wonder how Kareem feels about this. Shaq: better rapper or better foul shooter?
Don't need no dolphin kick/you no heart bleeders
Slap you with my dick/from 15 meters
I like when he rhymes "me" with "me". And then when he does it again and again and again.
Also: I think that's the first rapped vasectomy braggadocio I've heard. But I'm not much of a student of the genre.
At least the only instance in which the vasectomy in question concerns one's own junk.
Ogged got deported, so here comes Heebie-Jeebie
Step up to the line, hit the NBA threebie.
I never understood how funny Shaq was until Kobe shot 13/41 in the Lakers' last two losses.
Expanding on Dr Dre:
I just took some ecstasy
no telling what the side effects could be
all these fine bitches equals sex to me
since I got my vasectomy
Expanding on this classic rhyme
The world looks mighty good to me
'cause I got my vasa snipped you see
Whenever I say you suck Kobe
I think of my va-sec-to-my!
They got me on analgesic medicines
For my scrotum and severed vas deferens
Not sure when I'll get back on the court again
'Cause this new hack-a-Shaq got me sufferin'
16: hack-a-Shaq! Well done.
I hope we get to see someone ask Kobe about the video. What should he say?
A. Better with mustard
B. Worse than Shawn Marion's
C. Like Tim Duncan's foot
D. I don't know, but it's big enough for Steve Nash to hide in.