"LeeLoo, why did you do that?"
That's a great question to hear. Once, just once I'd like to hear the dog respond "I'm a friggin' dog for Christ's sake, OK? Sheesh. Watch the "Dog Whisperer" for ten minutes and learn something. Geeze."
You just know after all that shaming LeeLoo is totally going to take it out on that other dog.
Aw, my first dog used to act just like Leeloo when he was bad. Except you wouldn't even know that he'd done anything wrong; he'd feel so guilty that he'd bring the evidence to you, lay it at your feet, and cower in shame. The wrapper from the pack of hot dogs he ate, the chewed-up shoe, a face covered in butter--he'd show up while you were watching TV with this awful look on his face, submissive back, peeking at you from the corner of his eye and twitching his tail a bit. What a weird dog.
I also love how the Dalmatian is all wagging and relaxed, knowing he's not going to get in trouble for it.
Our dog would respond with that head down, eyes averted slink to the "Who did that?" question, but only if he had actually done it. If you asked him "Who did that?" about some naughty thing another dog had done, he would charge you, barking, tail wagging, and hopping up and down, "Not me! Not me!"
7: Oh, totally. They always say it's worthless to punish a dog for something he did in more than a minute ago, but IME, they seem to remember quite well and retain shame about it. At least some dogs do. Maybe others are sociopaths, but my dog was tortured by shame.
I wonder whether The 5th Element is one of those movies I'll watch again, years from now, and be ashamed of once having enjoyed.
We are having trouble training a dog to let go of the ball. Because as soon as he lets go, he runs away, expecting us to throw it to him again. So how can we reward him or tell him he did it right?
10: So it was *your* video.
I thought it had a couple of entertaining elem... aspects and did the don't take yourself too seriously lighthearted semi-dystopian future shtick pretty well, but overall it was kind of a mess.
12: And now your day is complete, isn't it, apo.
I wonder whether The 5th Element is one of those movies I'll watch again, years from now, and be ashamed of once having enjoyed.
Unlikely. I still find that movie to be unalloyed joy.
You have to start before he drops the ball.
I suppose one person has to hold him in place while the other person gets the ball.
Milla Jovovich did a good job playing boron.
11 - his reward is having the ball thrown again.
That second video is why I use a crate when I go out. I hate to think what Dylan would do here. I certainly wouldn't get any remorse from him, more like a "Yeah, so?" if I was lucky, or a "Fuck you" if he was feeling honest. I love him, but Welsh Terriers are not a 'want to please' breed.
He does have very touchable bollocks though. I may be turning into one of those dog-fucking teenage girls Ogged was obsessed with.
dog-fucking teenage girls
Not dog-fucking girls. Dog-jerking girls.
Once you're *fucking* a dog, you've made the transition from girl to woman, I'd say.
Oh yeah. I'm a bit too selfish to just jerk him off for nothing though. I suppose I could have a wank too at the same time? Probably easier than working out the logistics of actually making luurrrve to him.
Can you tell I'm avoiding thinking about what to make for dinner?
working out the logistics of actually making luurrrve to him
Well, you did say he's not a "want to please" breed.
Can you tell I'm avoiding thinking about what to make for dinner?
Why not dog penis?
Once you're *fucking* a dog, you've made the transition from girl to woman, I'd say.
A woman, yes, but not yet a Canadienne.
26: I suspect he'd stop bringing the ball back altogether after that.
26 - it's a bit small. I think I'd need a couple of Irish Wolfhounds to feed 6 people.
Still, I'm quite impressed with how quickly the tone was lowered here.
Serve the broth with just a few slices as the first course.
An acerbic, argumentative prosecco makes the perfect companion to a mellow bowl of dog penis soup.
29, 30: RAWWRRR!! ANOTHER THREAD DOWN THE TUBES! WE FUCKING RULE!
We never have to call in an outside tone-lowering tech around here. We're DIY all the way.
That's it, I'm forwarding this thread to Bill Donohue.
Video 1 is poor training technique- you're not supposed to call a dog to come when you're going to scold it, you're supposed to go to the dog. Otherwise it teaches them not to come when called.
35: He said "come" ... Heh, unnnh, heh, heh.
you're not supposed to call a dog to come when you're going to scold it
Oh, geez, did they do that? Dummies.
My next door neighbor has the infuriating habit of screeching shrilly at her dog (in command imperative stylee): "Pepper! Come! HERE! PEPPER, Pepper, Come. Here! Dammit, Pepper! No, don't do that! Pepper! Pepper! Come. HERE!"
Jesus christ. Stupid woman. The dog is seriously confused about whatever he thought you might have meant, once upon a time, by "Come." And if he has his tail between his legs now, I blame you, stupid woman. I hate you.
OT: It's festival time in our town again, and I'm sitting at my kitchen table with the back doors open, trying to work out the music is. Ah, found it .... think The Enemy just finished, we have The Fratellis, Queens of the Stone Age and Rage Against The Machine tonight.
I didn't know Apo moved to Canada
Could have been me, except I don't drive a truck.
41: except I don't drive a truck.
Right, but neither was the masturbating prostitute.
I guess she's not real selective about her customers. I know that only a real high end sex worker would say no to someone taking drugs. I'd like to think a few more would at least say no to a client who was smoking crack and driving them around in his car. But she was still playing along with a guy who was drunk, high, driving, masturbating and taking off her clothes at the same time.
Maybe she has a death wish, too. Maybe she was too afraid of him. The emotional dynamics of that car trip must have been intense.
You know, I don't think I would have clicked on that link if it weren't for the "but wait theres more" at the end.
Good job, japolnik!
43 sounds like the voice of experience, Rob.
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A new one for War or Car
Enough money to pay John McCain's household staff expenses ($270K/yr) for 11 Million years.
I know it doesn't really work, because it can seem to minimize the staff expenses. Maybe something like x vaccinations for the cost of John McCain's household staff for one year.
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But she was still playing along with a guy who was drunk, high, driving, masturbating and taking off her clothes at the same time.
Maybe she thought he was a professional athlete.
47. Some people, jeez. Is it so hard to pull over before you start masturbating?
I'd like to think a few more would at least say no to a client who was smoking crack and driving them around in his car
The article said or at least implied that she was also smoking the crack so that could have something to do with it.
Minnesota athletes are no worse than athletes elsewhere. It just seems like it because Minnesota police unerringly ferret out masturbation and hookers.
That rug really ties the room together.
That's not the dog that built the railroads, man.
I still reward dogs by jerking them off manually, man.
(I'm not as good at this game as Sifu. Fortunately, there's this.)
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porkpies popular among members of third wave
I think the second wave feminists were more likely to be androgynous actually.
57: Yes, but not so stylish. The third wave feminists are the hippest of the bunch.
The question is about the third wave of ska, no? The first wave was Jamaica in the 60s, the second was the UK in the 70s. Is there a distinct third wave? It seems like after that ska levels have been more or less constant.
What, it would kill them to take yesterday's food trash from the kitchen and put it in the outside waste bins? Who leaves a dog alone in the house with accessible food remnants and then acts surprised when they connect? Not responsible pet ownership.
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This seems a needlessly negative phrase to describe one's first love.
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What is "tup", Alex?
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Hey, I think I actually told the story that's the hit for this one (not that it happened to me personally). Magic Shell is apparently quite uncomfortable when applied genitally -- as it hardens, it heats up.
I thought it only hardened because you were pouring it onto something cold. So it wouldn't even be good for making something look like a mighty ebony staff. Thus, only useful for necrophilia.
I haven't tried it myself, but as the story was told, it did harden, making removal difficult.
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Which is more surprising, that someone would end up on unfogged with that search or that the only result would be a Jessica Alba post?
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There should be a specialized site for people who google their disease symptoms. And then another site where the weirdest search strings are published.
Minimum string to get that Unfogged post is: funny + urdu + letter + women + dot + on + wrong + place. You need the "on".
Science! or at least, Empiricism!
Will bad things happen to my computer if I try to look at those pictures?
It's amazing how difficult I find not clicking links...
Somebody be putting some spammy links in here and I don't mean Hormel.
I posted 65 and then 66 because I had screwed up 65.
Don't know about the others. 71 can't be seen anyway.
71 can't be seen anyway
It can if you copy the link address and paste it in to your address bar. Just not as a link.
No, even if I cut the location and paste it in a different window all I get is tripod.
Perfect, the thread has become total randomness.
The new Werner Herzog documentary introduces us to nature's Moog, the Weddell seal. 45 straight minutes of recordings in RealAudio here.
76: When I cut and paste 71 I see the picture.
I have no idea what 66, 68 and 71 were supposed to convey, though.
77: I think it had to do with first wave 60's feminists.
Am I right?
What do I win?
76 - CN
Try this. Not that it is anything to see.
http://charliesfamily.tripod.com/katie_60s.jpg
A porkpie. Not the hat.
Well Howdy Doody!! I'll send my address off the air. Thanks and Unfogged rocks the tricounty area.
78: The first wave of feminists were in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. They fought for basic things like the right to vote.
It is worthwhile to be pedantic on this point. When people think that feminism was invented in the 60s, they also tend to think that it is a useless movement that never accomplished anything. Rush Limbaugh was thinking that feminism started in the 60s when he announced "Women were doing just fine before feminism." It took FAIR to point out that before feminism, women couldn't vote.
Video #2:
PK's reaction while watching the garbage tour--"I think this owner is a nicer owner than the other one."
PK's reaction at the end of the video--"that dog knows the cute trick as well as me!"
b,
So cute. Enjoy those younguns! But did PK really use "well" instead of "good?" If so that is one incredibly smart kid.
84: not to insult B's kid, but I fail to see how that has anything to do with "smart"--it has everything to do with parents who use correct grammar.
S/B "as well as I do". The little heathen barbarian.
84, 85:
Brock and John,
Do you guys even have kids?
Sheesh.
re: 82
Not forgetting the late 18th and early 19th centuries: Wollstonecraft, etc.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Vindication_of_the_Rights_of_Woman
89:Feminism was born in the Early Enlightenment. I can find primitive arguments for gender equality beginning around 1675. More serious and effective than, say Sappho or "Lysistrata", they actually did lead to the acceptance of educated women (philosophes) and women organizing salons. It is a little connected to the libertines, but remember women became actresses during the reign of Charles II. That is a very serious step, women in public life in a role assigned to men, and where I mark the beginning of feminism.
Thank the Lord for the King's whore!
I only made it through 4 videos but to a one the owners were rewarding their dogs for their destructive, uncivilized behavior.
89: Yeah, I thought about mentioning those folks, too. But I thought there was more historical continuity with the suffrage folks. (Also, wikipedia put the first wave at the suffrage movement, and I take wikipedia to be consensus reality.) In the end, the only value to talking about waves of feminism is to get people out of thinking that it was an exclusively 60s and 70s phenomenon.
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